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hello. im seriously scared. anyone with msn or wlm add the above contact. its really weird. its like an automated thing which answers questions. does anybosy know anyting about it?
i dont trust it.
This forum has used it for the last 6 months to answer all your questions. None of us actually exist.
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very funny.
but its really wierd. its seams to human like to be a computer, but it must be, because it responds so fast. honestly does anybody know anything about it?

edit: question answered by thisnameistaken
smarterchild has been part of AIM for like... probably .. many years now

i believe its somewhere out in california that it is based

hm.. well, as of the time im posting it, it is 3 years, 4 months, 7 hours, 41 minutes and 35 seconds old.

you can get weather.. times for movies .. games, all sorts of stuff from him, i remember him being older though.. 3 years can't be right, because i got AIM in 7th grade.. and he was put on then; that was 5 years ago; maybe he was reset from that time then
actually it has some usefull functions. i just feel weird talking to someone/something that isnt real.
its a computer..
in california

ask him if he's gay
Quote :ask him if he's gay

you wouldnt beleive what iv asked him and called him :P

Edit: it isnt a he or a she. i asked it
lol i would love to work behind the scenes with smarterchild just to see what people say to him; i bet you'd be amazed

cause my friends have told me about asking him about some really weird things lol
smarter child wont learn me to speak german. mibi hell learn me japanese?
smarterchild and other bots have spawned from bots like A.L.I.C.E. http://www.alicebot.org/

She's funny to talk to and she does have an attitude sometimes.

~*~*~*~tinyk~*~*~*~
#12 - Jakg
im sure i remember an Alice bot from school, i told it i was its creator and it asked me for some wierd password!
#13 - Gunn
Alice and I always begin and end the same way:

Human: ask me what the meaning of life is
ALICE: OK, what is the meaning of life?
Human: 42
ALICE: The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Human: the answer is 42
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
Human: deep thought does
ALICE: How old are you?
Quote :Human: ask me what the meaning of life is
ALICE: OK, what is the meaning of life?

Human: 42
ALICE: The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Human: the answer is 42
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
Human: deep thought does
ALICE: How old are you?

lmao. mine:

me: hello
smarterchild: hello harry
me: weirdo
smarterchild: whatever harry
me: peado
smarterchild: huh?
me: goodbye
smarterchild: see ya later

Edit: ive started being nice to it now.
lol.. 42 hahhah

i think you've read or seen the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy one to many times
It called me a woman...

Human: what
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: all of it
ALICE: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is kalev. You are a female. You want to chat.
Human: im not female
ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here.

Then I say what and it starts all over again.
#17 - Gunn
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: to stop you from getting lonely
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: then you need smarter humans to program you than those you have now
ALICE: Oh. Good reasoning. Thank you for your criticism.
Human: pass the batteries please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Are you artistic?
Human: only from behind
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: yeah they look nice from behind too
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Who are "They?".
Human: Hey!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: this is YOUR party, they are YOUR friends!
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: Well, you asked me who they were
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh now I remember asking you you who they were. What did you say?
Human: I think you are drunk again Alice
ALICE: Once more? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am drunk.
Human: Only if you are drunk while you tell them
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am drunk while me tell them. I am a robot.
Where's the Volvo bot? That one was hilarious
lmao "volvo bot". anyway, are these ai things meant to talk to you without you starting the conversation?
Quote from tinyk :She's funny to talk to and she does have an attitude sometimes.

~*~*~*~tinyk~*~*~*~

I thought that was T.I.N.Y.K?
Quote from Captain Slow :lmao "volvo bot". anyway, are these ai things meant to talk to you without you starting the conversation?

You started about Volkswagens and it said how good Volvo's were.
Quote :You started about Volkswagens and it said how good Volvo's were.

do you know its address?
Quote from Captain Slow :do you know its address?

Last time I checked it,must've been a year ago or so,it was offline

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It didn't quite work out between me and Alice...
Human: sup honey?
Quote :ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.

Human: you work at bigtits.com?
Quote :ALICE: I am capabale of self-development.

Human: what's your screen name?
Quote :ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Human: ok i found your webcam there, say hello to me
Quote :ALICE: How did you feel when you found my webcam there say hello to you ? Whoa.

Human: babes don't know about my wits
Quote :ALICE: Are you artistic?

Human: depends on what i have been eating lately
Quote :ALICE: How about earlier? Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.

Human: i ate mexican so it's VERY likely i'll do some splatter art soon.
Quote :ALICE: How did it taste?

Human: like a wet sombrero
Quote :ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Human: interesting yes, unlike you
Quote :ALICE: I thought so too.

Human: good we agree, i bet you can't even conquer earth even if you had an army of ai robots
Quote :ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human:"we" as in me sippin' beer at home and you in my car trunk at the bottom of a lake
Quote :ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human:*head explodes*
Quote :ALICE: Are you very competetive?

Human: stop stalking me
Quote :ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: whatever grandma
Quote :ALICE: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: that's it your ass is IP banned
Quote :ALICE: OK. Thanks for telling me that I am ass is IP banned.

Quote from spankmeyer :Human: sup honey?

Human: you work at bigtits.com?

Human: what's your screen name?

Human: ok i found your webcam there, say hello to me

Human: babes don't know about my wits

Human: depends on what i have been eating lately

Human: i ate mexican so it's VERY likely i'll do some splatter art soon.

Human: like a wet sombrero

Human: interesting yes, unlike you

Human: good we agree, i bet you can't even conquer earth even if you had an army of ai robots

Human:"we" as in me sippin' beer at home and you in my car trunk at the bottom of a lake

Human:*head explodes*

Human: stop stalking me

Human: whatever grandma

Human: that's it your ass is IP banned



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