Quote from Madman_CZ :

lol.... LINK

that is the shit!

Quote from Jakg :

that is the shit!

as you can see 3 posts above I had the exact same thoughtsillepall
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Quote from CSU1 :

as you can see 3 posts above I had the exact same thoughtsillepall
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dammit i didn't see it!

Do you know what bugs me about the whole thing?...
How could you not notice it there?,
I know I would, some fu*ker in my job is havin' a big stinkin larf

One really sad thing at work is, we had autoflush toilets installed. Well, one of them quit working. So after the first guy sat and read his hunting magazine and he realized it didn't flush when he stood up, you would think someone would enter that stall and go "Eeewwwww!" and leave. No! The second guy sits down, then the third, and the forth..... They overflowed the freakin thing! Utterly disgusting! Then of course none of them ever wash their freakin hands! I refuse to go at work. Unless I will be wishing I had a change of underwear, I will wait!

In chemistry in college, one of the girls did a study of bacteria on the lab goggles. Guess what she found? Yep, E-coli. I had my own goggles simply because I didn't like the idea of community goggles being on other folks faces. Well, I definitely made sure I had my goggles with me every Tuesday and Thursday after this, else I would just skip class.

Oh, and BTW, it was nice reading this thread while I was in front of the computer EATING MY LUNCH!!

Quote from mrodgers :

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Oh, and BTW, it was nice reading this thread while I was in front of the computer EATING MY LUNCH!!

You do realise that your average keyboard contains as much, if not more bacteria and other crap than your average toilet

speaking of Lunch - i'm hungry!

Quote from Bean0 :

You do realise that your average keyboard contains as much, if not more bacteria and other crap than your average toilet

So does a kitchen work surface. Which is why my mum cleans it with neat bleach. The toilet is the cleanest item in your house because of what it's cleaned with.

A lot of people these days dont wash their hands when they leave the water closet, I see it everytime i go out and use a public toilet be it cinema, pub toilets, tescos, clubs etc....

I honestly dont understand what is so hard about washing hands... just the though of people leaving the bog and touching the door handle and door.. eww makes washing yourhands kinda pointless as when you leave and touch the door you will get more bacteria on your hands. Its why i usualy use the sleave of my coat/jumper/shirt to open the door when i leave so i dont have to touch.... door handles should be cleaned frequently during the day, some places do have automatic doors so you dont touch but rarely are they seen around here....

edit* as with the keyboard that is true, a lot of gerns are enhabitting your hardware and bleach is a good solution. I susually clean my keyboard once every two weeks and when i do i rip out all of the keys and soak them in bleach or some other bacteria killing product...
The keyboards are another thing that shoul dbe reguraly cleaned, at uni the keyboards we had were disghusting and sometimes you really didnt want to touch them.....

mad

Ya what was that guy's name Henry crapper or something.As a design the "bog" standard loo ain't too good, every time we flush the bowl acts like a big geezer covering everything around in e-coli and crap!.Also what is that little fellas name that works with clarkeson?, he has a show brainiac(fuc*in load of crap, except for the girls ) I remember he done a test in a office for germs....the results where bad , he also done tests on a toothbrush in that bathroom, and found e-coli and crap on it! thats how they discovered the geezer effect!!!

your thinking of Hamster - Richard Hammond

Quote from Jakg :

your thinking of Hamster - Richard Hammond

Oh! yeah , can't think this morning "Damn that Vodka"
He a funny little guy , he always looks terrified of Clarkson on Top-Gear

What a load of crap I thought brainiac wasn't that poo all the time. Well, some of the time. Funny show.

Wasn't quite the subject I was expecting, as I sit here with my breakfast..

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What a load of crap I thought brainiac wasn't that poo all the time. Well, some of the time. Funny show.

Wasn't quite the subject I was expecting, as I sit here with my breakfast..

Wasn't quite the subject I was expecting, as I sit here with my breakfast....
Did the thread title not give you even a tiny hint of what was inside lol'

Lol it did a bit, but honestly its normally one of them "unspoken" topics on forums so I didn't actually expect it to be about turds

god, my scholl janitor is a turd burgular, except the stals at scholl had no locks. Some kids started hovering around the door and asking who is in the stall, then the janitor came in opened the dorr all the way open and said"WOOPS". No "sorry", no "you other kids get out of here", just a "WOOPS". Dammit, i'm gonna nail those kids this year.

it was the saddest most emmbarassing moment of my life. My question is, Should/Can i sue? I'd make a profit from about twelve kids and a ************* janitor.

edit: i smell poop now?
please don't laugh.

:sadbanana :bath:

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I saw this and thought it was highly relevent to this thread

Restroom Etiquette:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

Lol, I was just about to post that too

This topic flushed the LFS Forum down the drain.

(pun intended)