Quote from sgt.flippy :

Must be a Belgain thing to go more than once a day!


Toilet sex?

dunno, could be a serious poop prob
i like to poo... making place for your next meal... the more i eat the better

I just went for the second time, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and normally one in the evening Never at school, I don't like public places, they're always so dirty!

Quote from sgt.flippy :

I just went for the second time, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and normally one in the evening Never at school, I don't like public places, they're always so dirty!

i think iv onlty evver had a shit in school about twice. both because of hot currys the night before.

Quote from kiss me :

dunno, could be a serious poop prob
i like to poo... making place for your next meal... the more i eat the better

You eat poo O_o
Weirdo.

Wow, we really DO need a new LFS patch.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

But don't you get horrible skidmarks where the turd once reclined?

to avoid skidmarks, i would advise changing the rear brake bias.

Quote from mr grady :

to avoid skidmarks, i would advise changing the rear brake bias.

Reading that made me choke on half eaten coffee soaked biccies. Post of the thread.

hehe i once left a massive mark on a dirt road cos i pulled away with a handbrake on. i am such a foolia. especially to admit to it on this forum.

Quote from Funnybear :

Whats wrong with talking about it? It's just another bodily function. We all do it, except maybe the queen, I think she has someone to do it for her.

Exactly! It was a serious question, my doctor thinks I am so thin because of constipation problems... Seriously...

My mother drove me somewhere (I think it was hospital) with it on, she just said "damn the car is slow today" and put her foot down harder, came to put the handbrake on and just said "opps" and laughed. Had to take it to the garage after to check for damage as we'd just gone about 10 miles

Quote from wheel4hummer :

Exactly! It was a serious question, my doctor thinks I am so thin because of constipation problems... Seriously...

Errrmm... I'd have suspected it'd be the otherway round. You'd be thin because of a high matabalism. Wait until you're 30 and you'll go SPLOOG! and put on weight.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

You eat poo O_o
Weirdo.

I know someone who thinks chicken poo is used as a ingredient to spice up curry's.... :ices_rofl illepall

what, you mean after all this time ive been lied to?

Quote from GP4Flo :

Wow, we really DO need a new LFS patch.

sssssh youll reveal out plan to make scawen work harder

ive always wanted one of those japanese toilets ... the type that has the bidet integrated right into the toilet

Quote from Madman_CZ :

I know someone who thinks chicken poo is used as a ingredient to spice up curry's.... :ices_rofl illepall

Hahaha, though after some of the curry's I've eaten, you'd think he was right.

Twas very easy to go for 2 weeks without a poo. You need to have the right diet. That last day i had no constapation or diharrea, and i didn't clog the toilet.

Quote from Rappa Z :

Twas very easy to go for 2 weeks without a poo. You need to have the right diet. That last day i had no constapation or diharrea, and i didn't clog the toilet.

Please enlighten us a little more

I hate toilets with a plastic seat, you know those old ones with the black plastic seats? yuck!

i think the toilet seats that are clear plastic with barbed wire inside are funny. my brother has one at his house.

@rappa z, are you a hotlapper, would explain alot (alien)

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

You eat poo O_o
Weirdo.

no i dont!!
well, acctually i do, but shhhh
LoL!!!
u poop, u eat, dinner converts into poo, u poop
i eat alot of cookies, lol brownies
i wait until my limit of capacity is reached and then take a book and do a number 2 LMFAO!!!!
but yesh me am a wierdo instead of weirdo aint it ??
call me illepall if u like

Quote from kiss me :

no i dont!!
well, acctually i do, but shhhh
LoL!!!
u poop, u eat, dinner converts into poo, u poop
i eat alot of cookies, lol brownies
i wait until my limit of capacity is reached and then take a book and do a number 2 LMFAO!!!!
but yesh me am a wierdo instead of weirdo aint it ??
call me illepall if u like

I was just taking what you said at face value, which sounds like you eat poop.

I before E rule is strange.

Quote :

Rule

Write I before E
Except after C
Or when it sounds like an A
As in "neighbour" and "weigh"

i before e: relief, believe, niece, chief, sieve, frieze, field, yield

e before i: receive, deceive, ceiling, conceit, vein, sleigh, freight, eight

Exceptions

seize, either, weird, height, foreign, leisure, conscience, counterfeit, forfeit, leisure, neither, science, species, sufficient

sgt flippy-One repeated movement cleared all the roadblocks in the two weeks, it's one word.

FARTS

i won't tell you my diet, it is very hard to perfect, and it's me secret.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

You'd be thin because of a high matabalism.

No, because of a slow metabolism..... Fat people have fast metabolisms, they absorb all of the fat and nutrients in food faster. I am thin because my body doesn't absorb the nutrients fast enough. I am 15, 5'4'' and I only weigh 85lbs. People ask me if I'm anorexic, but I really am not! I eat 3 meals a day, w/snacks in between!

Bascially 17 now, 5'11" @ 145lbs, I'm pretty freaking skinny, the weight comes from muscles, I'm a swimmer so I already have a high metabolism ontop of a gastrointestinal disease, and I swim which burns calories like crazy. So girls tend to be jealous on how much I eat. Just have to be careful what I eat with this gastrointestinal thing. It's called Crohns, I guess it's actually getting pretty common these days. Anyone else out there that has something that affects there poo?

Quote from wheel4hummer :

No, because of a slow metabolism..... Fat people have fast metabolisms, they absorb all of the fat and nutrients in food faster. I am thin because my body doesn't absorb the nutrients fast enough. I am 15, 5'4'' and I only weigh 85lbs. People ask me if I'm anorexic, but I really am not! I eat 3 meals a day, w/snacks in between!

Eat a lot and don't move and you gain weight. One can't just blame her/his metabolism for the stuff you have caused yourself.

It is like that one american child (no pun intended, really) said in one document: "I am losing weight. I just took a light meal with only fries, some sauce and a burger. I didn't order that pizza, because they make you fat"

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Quote from wheel4hummer :

No, because of a slow metabolism..... Fat people have fast metabolisms, they absorb all of the fat and nutrients in food faster. I am thin because my body doesn't absorb the nutrients fast enough. I am 15, 5'4'' and I only weigh 85lbs. People ask me if I'm anorexic, but I really am not! I eat 3 meals a day, w/snacks in between!

Well either way. I'm 6'1", Twenteen, almost Twenteenone, and I am 60KG (around 130LB). I've been thin all my life, and am only as heavy as I am because of my bone structure, all my doctors tell me that I'm fine, just I need to eat a little more then the average male (2200 calories or something, I need to eat around 3000), and I'll be fine, and if I want to bulk up, I should take up body building.

i evacuate my intestines about one or two times a day