the g25 cut my finger yesterday G25 IS EVIL!

this reminds me of a time when i was a kid, a friend of mine got himself a nice little dagger (had a nice pic of a blackwiddow spider). so there he was sitting in a tree with his legs dangling on each side of a big branch and he started throwing the dagger into the branch. then all of a sudden i hear a roar......i look up and there's my friend wrapped around the branch (looked like he was gonna fall off the tree) and when he climbed down i asked him what happened, he told me " i just threw my dagger at the branch and i stabbed myself in my john handcock" OUCHIE!!!!

I have two scars just to the left of my left eye. I can't remeber how I managed the first one, I was 3 - 4 or something. But the more recent one was incredibly embarrassing. I was playing football on a concrete playground about 4 years ago, and this kid was really pissing me off. So I ran at him, but I slipped, fell and my eyebrow smacked against the concrete erm curb thingy which speperates the grass from the playground. Everyone was pissing themselves until they saw the blood coming from my eyebrow. Actually it was not as horrific as it sounds, I didn't actually realise until some girl went "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh (as they do) your head is bleeding!"

i once was really young and started playing with one of my dads knifes. Cut my finger right open, i could see the bone XD I didnt want to tell my parents i had been messing with the knife so i said i tripped and cut my finger on some sharp glass

Quote from dadge :

this reminds me of a time when i was a kid, a friend of mine got himself a nice little dagger (had a nice pic of a blackwiddow spider). so there he was sitting in a tree with his legs dangling on each side of a big branch and he started throwing the dagger into the branch. then all of a sudden i hear a roar......i look up and there's my friend wrapped around the branch (looked like he was gonna fall off the tree) and when he climbed down i asked him what happened, he told me " i just threw my dagger at the branch and i stabbed myself in my john handcock" OUCHIE!!!!

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I rode my tricycle down the basement steps backwards when I was 3. Collarbone, only broken bone I've ever had.

My brother on the other hand, no broken bones, but I think we were taking him to the hospital for stitches at least once a week. I still remember the sound of the thud when we were playing baseball and he caught a ballbat right in the forehead. The funniest one I remember was him coming down the basement steps where Mom and Dad were watching TV. His chin and the front of his shirt completely covered in blood. Mom freaked out and I remember him just standing there saying "What?" Turns out he was playing with Dad's razor pretending to shave. Cut his lip open. Why he didn't realize it with all the blood is beyond me.

Quote from DeKo :

catching a finger in a car door when you slam it is one of the worst pains though.

You have never experienced true pain if you think that would be one of the worst

Good headached for example, you can't eat, everything comes up, you can't sleep that just makes pain worse, after 4 days you start to be in condition that you have no idea what is real and what is not, after a week you are ready to do anything to stop that pain including taking your own life. Pain is just impossible to describe with text, it is very very bad.

I have to agree with that. A finger in a car door hurts like he11, sure. But a headache can be extreme torture when there seems to be no end in sight.

Pain comes in different shapes and sizes, my worst happened to me when I was on a building site labouring for a brickie.We were told to stack the cavity blocks in stacks of eight along the length of the footings.
I was a bit silly that day in wearing track-suit bottoms to work because as I was stacking the blocks, without really thinking I walked over and threw the block down while I was standing with my private parts a tad too close to the stack...OUCH!!!. MR. Man didn't see any action for about two months/different colours/swolen...godamn sore

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!! :nurse: