I've suddenly come over all Pythonesque.
ALthough I do feel slighlty agrieved at seemingly being tarred with the same spatula as one who is a provender of tinned Luncheon Meat.
Although I did like that 'Spamette' insert. Takes off all the hard edges and conjures up images of Oeur'derves (I know, I know. But you get the idea.) being dished out by slightly sweaty chip shop owners.
One too many beers I think.
*Edit* I wondered why it made very little sense. But I did the best I could. Bad AL.