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Sim Touring Chicken Cup.... sounds nice

Quote from Leifde :

"Chickens are rubbish. All these wings are just crap, what you need is a wingless bird!"

This is absolute truth about chickens and wings

Some say chickens drift too easily, but that is just unrealistic steering angle of their old wheels

Useless bump :

Richard Hammond : I have not had my chicken cross the road!!!!

Steve Jobs : Boom, the chicken crossed the road! Isn't that amazing?

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Originally Posted by Leifde
"Chickens are rubbish. All these wings are just crap, what you need is a wingless bird!"

hooray for the dodo!!!

Eric :
Alan Hansen : That road crossing attempt was very poor.
Spinal Tap : Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most... most chickens, you know, will be laying at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up... you're on ten on your feathers. Where can you go from there? Where?
James Rowe : This has been a discusting out come and i sure wont be re applying for 2007-08! Its rediculous you have BANED! a chicken for trying his best in the condition of egg!

Quote from duke_toaster :

The STCC broadcast team : After the chicken's failed switchback move on the duck, who he was then all over the back of, they are relatively even-stevens on their road crossing attempt.

"The chicken is really flying there!"


Vain

Jezza : This is the best chicken i've ever seen crossing the road.

Quote from LFSn00b :

12 year AOL dude(lol):...

Funny how you refer to yourself in the third person.

Vette Fanboy : Well, even if the chicken crossed the road, riced-up with useless wings and all that wannabee feathers, my Z06 is faster all the way

Anbiddulph: THE F***IN CHICKEN STOLE MY UF1!


time to go in my bf1

Dajmin: Why is the chicken always wanting to get across the road? Isn't it happy with the content it has on it's own side? Chickens on one side of the road have no right to ask for more than they already get! Once they buy the road, then they can go to the other side.

Me: We'll have chickens crossing the road as soon as we've developed the software to detect the use of illegal aids used by the chickens who attempt this.

SamH: The chicken scored no points last night because of a temporary system outage, which turned out to be a failed switch at the datacentre.

Funnybone2 (or whatever) : My very intelligent chicken crossed the road.

Hahah

n00b wanting LFSTweak: "I wnat teh tweak 4 teh cihkcen!!1!11!"

LooooL

Why Did the chicken cross the road? Because his house had been bombed by the russians, LEAVE HIM ALONE hes only a chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4pI2thlhl8

LMFAO i was in rofflemayo11!!541!! after watching the whole thing.

Tristan : Chickens are rubbish, they aren't RWD.

Dude,I have enough of these chicken crossing the road request......this is not a road crossing sim, the only reason that a chicken CAN cross the road is because they need to move around to mate and lay eggs, and chicken crossing the road is just a side effect of realistic chicken physics....

lol at the vid

Jeremy Clarkson:
I love the chicken.I love the sense that every single figure and every single fact is more mind-boggling than the last.

Quote from ACCAkut :

Jeremy Clarkson:
I love the chicken.I love the sense that every single figure and every single fact is more mind-boggling than the last.

and now it's time to hand the Chicken to our tame racing driver to see how fast can he cross the road with it

Quote from squidhead :

and now it's time to hand the Chicken to our tame racing driver to see how fast can he cross the road with it

some say that he came before the chicken and the egg ... and that he does _not_ taste like chicken