"Ok, so this is your new iWheel. All these buttons will do something, but pay attention to these few. Play, Forward, Back and Stop. And as an added bonus I uploaded a load of F1 sounds to help you out."
Mechanic: So this button is if you want to put the car in neutral.
Alonso: You say it make to do the pit message ya?
Mechanic: No the pit message button is this one.
Alonso: Which button is pit limiter?
Mechanic: The yellow one.
Alonso: Which one... you say the negro button ya?
Mechanic: No the yellow one!
Alonso: No comprende... en Espanol por favor?
Mechanic: What???
Alonso: I go back at Mclaren next year ya. No me gusta Renault.
Sales rep: Our new model has a hi-res camera, 50 Gig RAM, MP3, text messaging, LFS pre-installed, a built-in microwave, aaannd... Lessee... Oh yes, you can even make the car go round the bend.
"now, i need to upgrade your driving force pro.. i just got this FREX attachmen-"
"-wait, where did you get the money?!"
"oh, don't worry, i just took some money out of the jar you had in your trailer..."
"that's the change jar i use to save up for my girlfriend's birthday gift!"