I'm DEFINITELY gonna beat Hammonds jet assisted run!

"ZOMG teh NOSZZZZZSSSSS!"

Ground Effect? Pansies! We have Star effect!

God hates pay drivers.

"Murray Walker: Diniz is on fire today

Martin: Actually he IS on fire Murray"

Diniz's new bright blond afro was admittedly somewhat unconventional- but at the same time, was a real crowd pleaser!

The new V-power by Shell - with added 116,5% extra backfire.

Diniz: Hmm, yep they're really trying to get rid of me this time. Damn pit crew.


(Diniz in the Oven)

*I farted *

Diniz really did mis-understand the meaning of a burnout.

Quote from Electrik Kar :

Diniz's new bright blond afro was admittedly somewhat unconventional- but at the same time, was a real crowd pleaser!

Winner (for being incredibly random more than anything else.

@Taavi...I expected better from you..."Diniz in the oven"...you just HAD to bring it up, didn't you?

Random, you say?

"Diniz in the oven" - lol! I just got it.


Okeydokey- try this on for size.

The County Reversing into Trees championship got off to a great start at the weekend, with big grids and lots of helpful marshalling

or

Early on in proceedings, the Italian marshall decides to surrender.

Tristan, both of those are top drawer!

*in bond villain type voice* ven I press ciss button mien robot car army vill take ozer zee vurld!

or

Daewoo launch their new test track

"Pff, they won't stand a chance against my haybale!"

Highest ranked member of the British Army is brought in as Guest of Honour to start the local banger race, to the amazement of the crows.

New 2008 BTCC/WTCC ruling:
To save time and effort, driving will be skipped and cars shall just be blown up at the start line.

"Poor facilities"? Tell Ecclestone to come 'ere and say that.

French army drafted in to marshall at Autograss championships.

NEWSFLASH - The world has suddenly turned black and white!

I know, shameful

Quote from Hyperactive :

On the pit radio:
"Just 4 laps to go. You CAN do it!"

HAHA. Thats the first reply in this thread that made me literally laugh out loud!

Class '07 of the Car Bombing Academy is about to graduate.

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Unfortunately, the marshall at the dirt-track race had contamination phobia.

Quote :

*in bond villain type voice* ven I press ciss button mien robot car army vill take ozer zee vurld!

Vinner!

Why do the worst ones always get chosen?