He wasn't very tall but the size of his conrod more than made up for it.

Quote from amp88 :

He wasn't very tall but the size of his conrod more than made up for it.

Winner

From last weekend's GP2 action.

mmmmm, rubber

"Quack, quack!"

"Better do a last wish..."



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"Catch the Pigeon!, Catch the Pigeon!"

Formula 1 introduce new and improved birds eye view camera!

Ebaums: It's fake!

"Chirp, chirp, crunch!"

"GP2 trial new cheaper safety car"

GP2 driver: My friend told me racing drivers get all the birds...

scwen: now im convinced we need to have birds in lfs

And the bird says: "Chirp chirp... Bloody hell where does all this sound come from?"

Quote from Rish :

Formula 1 introduce new and improved birds eye view camera!

Winner.

No way! Simscubes one was way better .

Soz Rish

im glad i got AFFFLACCKKK!!!!!

Ok, let's try to revive this. From the 1997 FIA GT Belgian round. Truck on the course because debris from an earlier accident is being cleared.

Man in background - "I'm putting this bag on my head, and there is nothing you can do to stop me".

"Oh noes, it's the Libyans!!!!"

"I knew we shouldn't have locked those guys in a garage with an old pickup truck, an oxyacetylene torch, last year's cabbage harvest and that big pile of leftover fireworks ..."

"I'm on ur racetrax, spoilin ur racez"

or...

"The FIA introduce militia forces to enforce the blue flag rules"

to everyones surprise the gt1 developed by fords us division was able to compete with the mercedes and mclarens
sadly though the fia banned their weight shifting technique adopted from sidecar racing after just 1 race

The next Top Gear challenge involved turning a normal car into a race car, naturally each car would be tested by The Stig.

Yeey, Belgium!

Keep it steady Bo!

"The amazing chase sequence from the latest James Bond movie"