Quote from xaotik :

Presenting Arai's new helmet entertainment center with built-in surround audio, earlobe jacuzzi and a solid-state DivX player - perfect for those long, boring backstretches of modern-day circuits.

That one made me chuckle the most, so your turn xaotik.

Oh hey - forgot about this - here you go:

"The FIA deny moving F1 away from its fans in search of money, however this multi-billionaire is very happy with the new Duck Pond Grand Prix."


or


"The one remaining F1 fan was distracted by a very interesting bush."

the duck lifts his leg to show bernie exactly what he thinks of Formula One...

F1 - Like water off a ducks back.

F1 is piss-poor, according to the Formula Duck organisers. The FDA (Formula Duck Association) released a statement claiming 'we are better. And greener!'

"ZOMG He's gotg a gun! Everyone, duck!"

Giant duck invades F1 track

"F1 is like a Farm, You got all kind of animals, Ducks, Horses, Bernies..."

Quote from xaotik :

Oh hey - forgot about this - here you go:

"And look! look! Its Ducky, Ducky is half a lap ahead of the 7 times World Champion, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! I SIMPLY CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!, we're entering a new era, DUCKY ERA!!!!!!!!!!"

Jean Todd said this Car is a great bird puller - looks like he was right after all.

Shuey was about to found out why the mechanics where s******ing when he left the pits as FIA try out new water hazard . . .


*Edit* It won't let me have snigg.er.ring. Why? Last I heard laughing into your sleeve was not a swear word!!

Quote from Funnybear :

Shuey was about to found out why the mechanics where s******ing when he left the pits as FIA try out new water hazard . . .


*Edit* It won't let me have snigg.er.ring. Why? Last I heard laughing into your sleeve was not a swear word!!

;-)

Quote from Highsider9 :

Jean Todd said this Car is a great bird puller - looks like he was right after all.

It's your show now, mister!

Thanks.

When the doctors said he had a screw loose, the team didn't think it was literal

Quote from Highsider9 :

Thanks.

''After hearing that racing drivers have NO personality, Adam was quick to have one installed....''

"BAR put the finishing touches to their new driver bot, the KIMI-06MK2"

Honda introduce the first of their AI drivers to formula 1

Ok, to left. Radio Luxemburg. To the right is the world service. Hows that sound?

Quote from Boris Lozac :

lol

With the current trend in F1 to reduce electronic driver aids Honda find a loophole with neural implants.

" OK, launch setting 3 and race strategy 4 set "

Yeah, the helmuts is a bit losse, it just needs a qui................... what are you doing with that screwdriver?

Honda's new helmet lets them tune how the driver responds!