Why am I here? Simple. Because I'm not over there.

DK

I am hear to tear nubs a new ****.

I'm just here to enlarge my ePen- erm.. postcount.


In reality: Because I like the game and most of the people on this forum, they are pretty mature (as I said, most) and friendly. And you can have nice arguement or just follow the ones of Tristan and Jamexing

I'm here because I like LFS and I'm still on while I actually have to do homework...

Aw I love myself. :3


I'm here because I am not currently in your head.

Quote from LFSn00b :

I have no life

What kind of statement is that???
Forums CAN'T be a subtitute to your real life, you shouldn't hang around here as much as you do, there is so much you can do in REAL life, you remember real life?

Jeez... again i am saying it, internet is one evil thing... it really is, it's an addiction WAY too serious than drugs, alcohol or cigarettes...
On work (10 hours) i am always at a computer, it's my work space, so forums are a great thing to kill time, learn some stuff, have some laugh with cool strangers from all over the world, but for god's sake, don't hang so much in front of the computer if you don't have to...
People become asocial(spelling?), they got sucked into this fu**ing virtual world and forget about all the great things you can do in real life... Don't let that happen, fight it, this is not real, these are all zeros and one's... GET REAL!
Sorry, i just had to get this out of me...

Quote from LFSn00b :

When i came here, i was a big noob(the name says it!).
But now i am maybe one of the best-known guys in LFSForum.

Argh. I should be playing LFS instead of spamming :S

Niko, all of the idiot tossers spam whores are well known. Atleast Jakg posts useful things in his spam. I'm sure that if you posted what was actually logical (all 2 of those posts), nobody would know you at all.

Yeah, being well-known isn't necessarily a good thing. After all, everyone knows who Paris Hilton is but noone can tell you what she's actually good for (besides spreading STDs).

Or! Those "If you smoke, you will look like this:" kinds of posters, cept instead of smoke, replace it with "unprotected sex with strangers, drugs, being an overall skank and a generally hooker type actions"

*Fires up Adobe Photoshop CS3 software*

Edit: Doh, I forgot Jail!

because I'm at work and there's not so much to do. and because I don't have much time for racing, so I'll at least entertain my self reading forums.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Niko, all of the idiot tossers spam whores are well known. Atleast Jakg posts useful things in his spam. I'm sure that if you posted what was actually logical (all 2 of those posts), nobody would know you at all.

But Niko is cool !

Quote from Hankstar :

Yeah, being well-known isn't necessarily a good thing.

Look at me


It's funny, I'm on the forums more than I'm on the game.

Maybe it would change if I had s2 o_o

Quote from Cr!t!calDrift :

But Niko is cool !

Is that sarcasm that I hear? Else, since when is being a spammy little twat "cool?" If it was, that would explain this "cool" girl from Ontario, being an annoying idiot.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Is that sarcasm that I hear? Else, since when is being a spammy little twat "cool?" If it was, that would explain this "cool" girl from Ontario, being an annoying idiot.

[pervmode] I dont care about her previous history, but one thing is certain...If Paris Hilton was waiting for me in the bedroom, I sure as hell wouldn't be posting on this (or any other) forum!! [/pervmode]

Gu3st - as much as we may all like or dislike Niko, we don't approve of insultive posts here. Calling someone a spammy little twat is offensive and just not needed thanks. I'd advise you to bite your tongue in future.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Is that sarcasm that I hear? Else, since when is being a spammy little twat "cool?" If it was, that would explain this "cool" girl from Ontario, being an annoying idiot.

Dunno, I don't see how you can judge someone by posting playfully. Spam is when you advertise fake porn sites 100 times on a forum, "IMO".

And what was the second part about?

There's a fine line between playful posting and spiced ham. I won't mention names, but some of us stay on the playful side of that line and others grease up their buttcheeks with spam-lard and slide right over it, giggling like halfwits.

Quote from Roadie :

I am hear to tear nubs a new ****.

*Bends over and prepares to be torn.*

Quote from Hankstar :

There's a fine line between playful posting and spiced ham. I won't mention names, but some of us stay on the playful side of that line and others grease up their buttcheeks with spam-lard and slide right over it, giggling like halfwits.

WOW! That comparison not only made me laugh, it made me wretch, cry, imagine the impossible, and made me hopeless and hopeful at the same time.

You post like a broadway musical

Quote from originalau :

*Bends over and prepares to be torn.*

*tears*

I'm here because I have no friends!

No, you're here because your butt cheeks are covered with spam-lard and you just can't stop sliding around and bumping into everyone

Quote from Coriticudu Dorifuto Banzai :

You post like a broadway musical

You sayin' I'm gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Quote :

No, you're here because your butt cheeks are covered with spam-lard and you just can't stop sliding around and bumping into everyone

GAH! HE DID IT AGAIN!

Quote :

You sayin' I'm gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Lol no I was complementing you, that was an awesome way to put spamming xD

Can I borrow it one time?

Oh and great way to spell my name, can I borrow that too?

You saying calling me gay wouldn't be a compliment?

The greased butt analogy just popped into my head and it seemed like the right thing to do, so thanks

And yeah, borrow all my crap - just give me credit, my lame jokes aint no public skinfile

sudo rm -rf /*

The best solution for spam.