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Friday Funny!!
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Friday Funny!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:
He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

HAVENT READ IT SO IF ITS CRAP YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FLAME ME
Quote from pearcy_2k7 :HAVENT READ IT SO IF ITS CRAP YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FLAME ME

Not bad, but
1) Why do you post a thread containing nothing but a joke?
2) Why do you post said joke without even reading it beforehand?

This is not "fun", it's simply "spam". And can you please explain what "Friday Funny!!" is supposed to mean?

E: Ah I see now in that other thread that you announced this. That at least explains why these suddenly popped up - I didn't know this and that's why I reacted like I did. Anyhow, a joke thread is not bad, but please keep them to one thread.

Friday Funny!!
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