A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. An Irish man came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" The Irish man replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one" He replied that he did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave him a piece of paper and a pen and asked him to draw what the piece looked like. He drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took him over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" He pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is click the link..


>a 710<

ps: in the friday funny rules the joke does not actually have to be funny but then when we flame the poster we can have a laugh.

nice! took me a while to realise what the picture was (i blame it on being the end of the week:rolleyes: )

Is it really necessary to spam the forum by posting each joke in a separate thread? If you feel compelled to bring teh funnay to the forums then you could at least keep it to one thread.

An Irish man ey?...
I originally heard this as a blonde joke, i thought that was funnier

A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a london pub, orders a pint & very, very
carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying.
The bartender asks "What's that?"
The guy answers "6 pounds of semtex"
"Thank christ for that" says the barman,
"I thought it might be bagpipes."

An Englishman, lecturing on his travels, was speaking dispargingly about the
Scots in Canada & the mixing of race with the indians.
"You'll find" he said "A number of Scots half breeds & French half breeds but you
cannot find any english half breeds."
"Not surprisingly" shouted a Scot in the audience.
"The women need to draw a line somewhere."

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An Irish man ey?...
I originally heard this as a blonde joke, i thought that was funnier

Me too, then you don't have to wonder why on earth she would call it a 710, but with an Irish man you gotta wonder what's wrong with him.

Lmao, quite a funny joke when you get to the picture.

Well you'll all have to wait till next friday for some more, might post some really bad ones next week unless someone else posts some more, although i supose we can have an occasional tuesday funny

Well, if they don't haffto be funny, let niko start posting jokes, none of his are ever funny.

The flaming Niko gets is funnier than the actual joke.

Also, this joke is older than me