The Ultimate Shopping Story
Well my mom dragged me to the grocery store for the first time since I was 10 a few days ago. And all the memories flooded back. Making forts out of paper towel packages, wandering the isles picking up random things, and SHOPPING CART RACES!! I was driftingzz teh shopping cart around the produce isle, but my vtak never kicked in so it smashed into the lettuce, and broke teh neonz (cucumbers at the front of the cart) My mom came over and started screaming at me, I seriously forgot that I was 15. I looked at the cart laying on the ground, and the lettuce everywhere, and I just said to my mom "damn marshals never let me know there was lettuce ahead"
~Bryan~