Yes, that was my plan too, we will forget the proper spelling of all drivers with English surname before world learns how to spell. If this will not happen, we will free the people of Norway from the tyranny of oil and cod.
He's not going to like that! When he's finished designing the script for his name stickers he might come and beat you up (with a personalised baseball bat).
Initially I thought that was a joke about some bloke driving around with a huge dog-head shaped headpiece/mask on and always getting caught by the cameras on profile, but I guess I'm missing something crucial.
Or they could just hire Barrichello. Then again, he got quite shirty towards the end of his Ferrari career. Maybe Massa is a cloned Barrichello with the argumentative bits removed.