software engineer

I work for a porn mag writing the so-called "letters".

Quote from Becky Rose :

I work for a porn mag writing the so-called "letters".

Come on Becky...not even YOU have got THAT vivid an imagination!!!

Dear Rachel

I have been happily married for 5 years and things are going well but i'm finding that my husband wont do the things I want in the bedroom, and I dont think i'm being unreasonable.

I like feet, there's nothing wrong with that, I just love toes and the heal is so sexy with its hard skin and, anyway we see your portrait on the letters page every month, how about a foot shot?

Quote from Becky Rose :

Dear Rachel

I have been happily married for 5 years and things are going well but i'm finding that my husband wont do the things I want in the bedroom, and I dont think i'm being unreasonable.

I like feet, there's nothing wrong with that, I just love toes and the heal is so sexy with its hard skin and, anyway we see your portrait on the letters page every month, how about a foot shot?

Deffo a copy/paste...cos _I_ wrote that one! (was slightly different though...the things my "husband" wouldn't do in the bedroom involved paint, brushes, and wallpaper!!!)

Did you do the one in 'Dear Deirdre' in the Sun yesterday.."I am 68 years old and looking for a ****-buddy"!!! I am still rolling on the floor after reading that one!!

No but I stitched my mum with a similar gag last night after telling her about my new partner, I then added, "And also i've a few new **** buddies". But damned that woman, i've shocked her so much over the years she didn't even bat an eyelid lol.

lol, seem to be having funn? LMAO, funny stuff my mum would shot me!!!!

Quote from Becky Rose :

No but I stitched my mum with a similar gag last night after telling her about my new partner, I then added, "And also i've a few new **** buddies". But damned that woman, i've shocked her so much over the years she didn't even bat an eyelid lol.

hahah

Good stuff

I "work" with audio mainly.

Little amounts of production when I can be bothered, but mostly mastering.

Basically it means I sit about in my pants listening to loud dance music. Which classes me as a bum really. Meh.

I need a proper job that pays proper money.

Quote from Becky Rose :

Dear Rachel

......

I like feet, there's nothing wrong with that, I just love toes and the heal is so sexy with its hard skin and, anyway we see your portrait on the letters page every month, how about a foot shot?

True Story: About 10 years ago I was looking up adhesives for bonding plastics. At the top of the results list of my search was a reference to a porn site called foot bondage. Didn't you just love search results in the 90's? Mind you i'm trying to find some sort of tape for my boss. Well curiosity got the best of me, so I went there.... LOL it was a pay site that had different pictures of women's feet being tied up. A site that wanted money to look at this nonsense... Well I emailed the site owner and asked him if people actually paid to go to his site. I mean... really - tied up feet?
he emails back and tells me that he got his wife and a few of her friends from work to come over and take these stupid pictures one afternoon. And that he was making close to $2k a month.

I know there's waay worse out there, but c'mon TIED UP FEET?

Quote from Racer Y :

Well I emailed the site owner and asked him if people actually paid to go to his site. I mean... really - tied up feet?
he emails back and tells me that he got his wife and a few of her friends from work to come over and take these stupid pictures one afternoon. And since then his wife, her friends, their partners, their associates and several other companies that share the same email database send me their friendly regards with all sorts of tied up body parts!

Lucky you.

I have a new job, my first ever (proper) job, actually.

I am now a "PC World Customer Advisor" (Don't laugh!) - Start on the 20th, £5.62 an hour and paid holiday ain't bad for someone who's 16.

w00t!

Quote from Jakg :

I have a new job, my first ever (proper) job, actually.

I am now a "PC World Customer Advisor" (Don't laugh!) - Start on the 20th, £5.62 an hour and paid holiday ain't bad for someone who's 16.

w00t!

They actually pay people to say "Turn it off and on again." these days?

Hehe, grats.

No, I'd be a "customer advisor" which means "glorified salesperson". I tried to get a job as a "tech guy" but there aren't any vaccancies (would transfer in a heart beat).

Bad news - I know can't call them "PC Wank" and make comments about the spotty-faced teenagers they employ as... i am one! :X

I still work as a PC Technician in a pc shop, now as assistant stock chief , some are on vacation so i have to pop in and assemble and install and repair? Atm i'm in the stockage writing these reply's because there is sleep music on and not many people in the shop for one time..

(Niall's post on the first page inspired me: )

I work at the local country club / golf course. Is a course keeper the right term?

And in the Autumn I'll start with my A-level exams. As it happens, school and work are right next to each other but I still haven't bothered to go get my exam results from the last semester because "I never visit that part of the village"

http://www.hartolagolf.com
http://www.ihopisto.net (Finns don't laugh at teh url)

in school and training to be a mechanic, currently doing work experiance in a the local vauxhall garage workshops which i hop will lead to a part time job and maybe an apreticship in may next year

Off farming again for the summer, pits of a job. Basically I just help out the farm manager, which means I get to do lots and lots of donkey work, be a personal chauffeur half the time, and then go home at weekends

All in all, pretty good job, I'd still prefer something less labourous though

Farming is that labouress? Wow, I used to sit on my bum all day driving a tractor, I wouldn't call that labouress.

The only proper hard work I had to do was lifting heavy bits and pieces like spare parts for the various machines, or heavy bags of seed etc. The rest was pretty much a doss.

Well there's 3 of us here, including me, looking after the whole farm, which is actually 4 different sites. There's also only one tractor, which I rarely get, as I'm on a provisional and everyone else has a full license

It is fairly laborious, as there's very little machinery, apart from the tractor and the hilux. Which I do get to drive, as I'm like a chauffeur to the manager

That explains it a bit.

We had 3 tractors and a telehandler between 2 of us, but we got a few contractors in for certain things. That said, we only had 150 acres, which was rather a small amount of land compared to the surrounding farms which had anywhere upto a couple of thousand acres.

Quote from niall09 :

aaw, too bad

I'm currently at 8, by the end of the Summer, I hope to be down to around 4 or 5.

hah i said my handicap would be down by the summer , down to 19 but its too hot to play so it will stay there for the summer .

Heh, I'm a Trainee Tyre and exhaust fitter for kwik-fit.

Quote from hyntty :

(Niall's post on the first page inspired me: )

I work at the local country club / golf course. Is a course keeper the right term?
http://www.hartolagolf.com
http://www.ihopisto.net (Finns don't laugh at teh url)

Green keeper

I lost my job, well - a new pro came, and he didn't take me on :O

Quote from jwardy :

hah i said my handicap would be down by the summer , down to 19 but its too hot to play so it will stay there for the summer .

Good stuff, I'm down to 7 now, and i still hope to get down to 4-5

I work as custommer support, internett department for Ventelo.

Guess I can't say more, or else I will be flames for beeing a careface ^_^


Edit : And yes.. All your problem are irrelevant to techical support cat (insert lolcat picture here) .