I don't agree with any of your Hot choices. They look quite ugly and stupid, slapped with make-up from head to toe. It's like chrome wheels - idiots think they look good, but normal people are happy with standard alloys, and think they look nicer too!

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I don't agree with any of your Hot choices. They look quite ugly and stupid, slapped with make-up from head to toe. It's like chrome wheels - idiots think they look good, but normal people are happy with standard alloys, and think they look nicer too!

You hit it right

How nice to see that there are some others that actually do have some standards :Handshake

Plato is an arse

oh i see you would rather have this



than this

http://byfiles.storage.msn.com ... Ze9qdwtwhFczroIgnUos_iDAw

I know 100% which one i would choose!

I rest my case!

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Plato is an arse

That certainly did came out wrong, you did mean Plato has an arse? That would be true of course, everyone has one

Interpid, you are correct, 2nd one is not very interesting, but I'm feeling soon our thread does not meet requirements of PG rating if we keep up with this discussion

lol yh this could get ugly...

and who voted for 3rd Gear ????

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lol yh this could get ugly...

and who voted for 3rd Gear ????

There ain't no 3rd gear, however quite often girls that are 3rd wheel in group are those most interesting ones

I of course did vote for 5th gear as I am not one of gray mass, I'm not a number, I have a name, I'm human being

You're comparing VBH on a bad day taken from a still of TV footage presumably whilst speaking, to a doll, on a set, with a professional photographer, optimised lighting, and several attempts? And still the super model just looks like a slag...

But then Alan's only idea of a girl is the one formed by years of downloading 15 second videos.

lol... i have batted way above my average at times in my life and my conclusion.... hot birds are better!

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lol... i have battered way above my average

And you work in a chip shop???

Hot girls are better? In what way? In meeting your parents? In looking after children? In staying faithful? In staying up all night discussing life, the universe and everything? In bedroom antics? In shopping patience? In ability to help with DIY, rather than complaining they might chip a nail?

My conclusion - hot girls are nice for a day, but a waste of time for a relationship. And I don't rate a girl's 'hotness' based on one-night stand potential.

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lol... i have batted way above my average at times in my life and my conclusion.... hot birds are better!

No, girls in sports are best

Reason is that usually they have learned how to gain something one needs actually do something, it has given better view to life in general and good fitness is really nice in bed, you know same pose for 10 years might start to get bit boring

http://withmalice.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/j-soccer.jpg

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And you work in a chip shop???

Hot girls are better? In what way? In meeting your parents? In looking after children? In staying faithful? In staying up all night discussing life, the universe and everything? In bedroom antics? In shopping patience? In ability to help with DIY, rather than complaining they might chip a nail?

My conclusion - hot girls are nice for a day, but a waste of time for a relationship. And I don't rate a girl's 'hotness' based on one-night stand potential.

lol... who said anything about 'relationships' and 'having children'... none of which interest me in the slightest. jjjeeeeezzzz !!! I don't need someone to make me feel better about myself and re-assure me my life is OK 24/7 'o darling tell me you love me and life affirm me' lololol.... sure if VBH fits that model for you then so be it.... but I would rather a Ferrari Enzo for a day than a VW Polo for a life time.

we are talking HOT chicks here... and VBH on the hotness scale isn't in the same ball park, town, state or country as Shakira and co.

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http://withmalice.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/j-soccer.jpg

lol that's just weird!

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lol... who said anything about 'relationships' and 'having children'... none of which interest me in the slightest. jjjeeeeezzzz !!! I don't need someone to make me feel better about myself and re-assure me my life is OK 24/7 'o darling tell me you love me and life affirm me' lololol.... sure if VBH fits that model for you then so be it.... but I would rather a Ferrari Enzo for a day than a VW Polo for a life time.

we are talking HOT chicks here... and VBH on the hotness scale isn't in the same ball park, town, state or country as Shakira and co.

So you are saying, that you and your hand do have very nice and balanced relationship? That is nice to hear

Obviously your definition of hot is how much wanking you can get out of an image. Me? I prefer a more grown up approach to females. Does that mean I tend not to get the [in your scale] hottest ones? Yup, and I'm REALLY glad of it too!

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So you are saying, that you and your hand do have very nice and balanced relationship? That is nice to hear

I wouldn't say balanced... my hand gets the raw end of the deal...

OH GOD lololo close this thread it's going somewhere real bad..... NNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo....................... loll

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Obviously your definition of hot is how much wanking you can get out of an image. Me? I prefer a more grown up approach to females. Does that mean I tend not to get the [in your scale] hottest ones? Yup, and I'm REALLY glad of it too!

there aint nuffin grown up about thinking about 'serious relationships' as if they are significant in some way. It's all pretty predictable and standard stuff you learn as a child playing doctors and nurses. But let's not get in a philosophical debate.

been there done that got the t-shirt and poster! Thank god I grew out of that way of thinkin

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Obviously your definition of hot is how much wanking you can get out of an image. Me? I prefer a more grown up approach to females. Does that mean I tend not to get the [in your scale] hottest ones? Yup, and I'm REALLY glad of it too!

Actually, it is false illusion that hot girls would be very hard to get, if guy is what girl likes then such things just don't really exists, well if girl happen to have even half of brain what quite many of those 'hot' girls don't seem to have

You're only about 12 - I doubt you have a T-shirt yet mate.

Plato is a spanner. TG for me please.

Top Gear FTW!

And 5th Gear piked all TG's stuff and burned it.

BTW, I don't really watch either of them, some random clips from youtube only, but nothing else

Why's everyone going on about VBH? The people (men) who watch it are'nt watching it because of her. Hammond however, loads of women (seriously) just watch it to look at him for an hour.