-OR- I feel sorry for this guy:

http://blanktop.blogspot.com/

Gotta feel bad for him on what he has to put up with on almost a daily basis, hilarious read though .

haha, thats funny, bet you get some great stories in jobs like that eh...

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GIRL: Alright, whatever. Just call me when the cab is here.
ME: No, we already tried that once, remember? You'll need to wait in the lobby.

That is a gem, still, I know it's American but it just screams Britain/England to me, we WANT WANT WANT, and alot of people, aren't willing to think logically. Dunno what the whole monkey/lemur thing is about tho

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This is followed by about a two minute long back and fourth trying to decipher what her freaking number is in it's proper three digit-three digit-four digit form. I won't bother repeating it here since it was tedious enough to have lived through, it would not be interesting to read.

HAHAHAH, his humour is so funny.

Awesome. Sometimes I wish my department here was more customer facing, because then I'd be able to do stuff like that. The Talk Like A Pirate one, for instance, is fantastic

Nice, i've got some helpdesk stuff in estonian (computer related) which is training stuff (altough what was recorded was real). Shows how to be calm no matter what people do on the other end.

LMAO...
makes me feel a nicer person knowing I dont bitch at dispatchers

Brilliant