Hah, I'm pretty sure under various privacy laws, you could just flat refuse to wear the monitoring stuff and there's not a lot they could do about it. I know what reply I'd give if they tried that where I work.

I would let them monitor my middle finger, and to be sure they saw it, I'd stick it in their face!

Who shall destroy the evil within us?

Great so now I will get a ****ing paper clip popping into my head saying "you look like you need a shit, do you need any help with that?".

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Great so now I will get a ****ing paper clip popping into my head saying "you look like you need a shit, do you need any help with that?".

Aye and when you come back that clip tells you that it took 0.3 minutes too long and will be removed from your pay check.