Haha. As a forklift driver I can assure you the Lotus drives nothing like one
I really never understood all the fuss about the Lotus handling. I drive it almost exactly the same way as the Star Mazda. It's a little more sensitive in the steering department ( I believe it was Mario Andretti that said "the Lotus 79 needs to be driven with the wrists") and you need better throttle control exiting slower corners, but apart from that its just a case of "floor the bugger and it will stick" It handles like a dream and is far more exciting to drive than the Williams