Zeug, since you asked
1. Put hand on mouse
2. Move mouse up to Private Messages
3. Click ONE (1) time with the left button
4. Click ONE (1) time on compose
5. Type in a mod's name...e..g Bob Smith
6. Type in a request for the thread to be renamed
:P Yes. I'm in a smartass mood
Disclaimer: If you try this it's not my fault