I hardly believe that since you can't even get the verb correct.

Like, yeah! I sail planes I does me.
But yes, I did bother to read. I'm maybe one of the few people that fully read posts before replying.
Even if you 'cleaned it up' it only takes a miniscule amount (If it rains then I wouldn't be suprised if a capful on the corner of a carpark can send you down) to part you from your motorcycle., my Dad nearly came off of his bike when some dick in a Lorry left oil all over the road. I'm told that had been 'cleaned up' as well.