Anyone got any good sleep talking stories? My girlfriend has done it twice now and its awesome Granted shes only saying a few words each time im hoping it will soon develop into some good story telling that she wont remember
So far its been

Her: Do you want an ice cream?
Me (awake): uhhh what?
Her: Do you want an ice cream im getting one!
Me:

And just 2 minutes ago
Foordy do you want soup?

makes no sense although Foordy is someone we know from online.

Its kinda creepy but funny at the same time.

One time at a party there were a load of us crashing in a friend's room (we were like 15 at the time or something). Of course one guy fell asleep first and as such became the victim of the night After we wrote on his face and stuff, he started talking.

It was a long time ago (like 13 years) so I don't remember exactly what he said. I remember he started mumbling and he was responding to questions, although the answers made no sense.
The funniest part was when he was complaining about something.

Him: *mumble*
Us: What's up?
Him: I can't tell you...mature content...explicit lyrics.

After an hour or so we gave it up.

There's a lesson here though. He woke up at about 5 in the morning, saw what we'd done and ended up storming out in a huff. He then walked the 3 or 4 miles home with us chasing him trying to calm him down. He wasn't happy

Cool! We went camping once and apparently i was saying "restart the server!!!". Ehehe...

I don't sleep talk, however, I suffer from Bruxism.

My missus recorded me one night, sounds really REALLY bad.

Searches Google for 'Bruxism'...

Edit...Ugh, I bet that sounded nasty!

Sounded? sounds!!!, I do it about 4 times a week!!!, it's loud enough to wake her up, very odd.

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Her: Do you want an ice cream?
Me (awake): uhhh what?
Her: Do you want an ice cream im getting one!
Me:

And just 2 minutes ago
Foordy do you want soup?

makes no sense although Foordy is someone we know from online.

Its kinda creepy but funny at the same time.

When it get to "Foordy, cover me in ice cream" then it's time for you to worry

My dad was walking past my room one night, as I shouted "OH SHIT". That was in response to me dreaming that I was in a real racing car and had just driven into the gravel.

I've also been known to talk about the weather, and the bed I'm sleeping in.

I know I used to sleep walk when I was younger but can't recall any sleep talking.

One sleep walking 'incident' I remember is trying to get out of my room through the wardrobe. In the dark I'd always reach out and find the door handle and I just couldn't find it, started banging on the wardrobe door to no avail. Next minute Mum comes in the room and turns the light on, and I'm standing there at the wardrobe thinking the same thing she's thinking... 'what the funk?!'

That was some 15 or so years ago, I don't recall any after that. Probably was a few times but that one I will always remember.

And your Bruxism Dan, I have a habit of doing it during the day.

what is bruxism?
all i do at night, is
fart, drewl, snor u kno, and scrathing my teeth over each other, dunno wats it called

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scrathing my teeth over each other, dunno wats it called

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bruxism

ooooooh
cool i think :s
the farting part is worse then the bruxism imo
i allways wake up from smelly farts,
now to think of it, this may explain my bad mood in the morning

That's pretty bad if you walk up because of the smell of your fart.

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And just 2 minutes ago
Foordy do you want soup?

I think she's having a love tiff with someone online

A while ago at about 3 in the morning this occurred:


*Mrs Crashgate wakes up*

MRS C: Where have I been for the last half an hour?
ME: ???? Lying there asleep, where else would you have been??

That just sounds like a blonde moment.

Is she blonde?

Its a sort of purple with red bits at the moment.

Naturally blonde?

Quote from kiss me :

i allways wake up from smelly farts,
now to think of it, this may explain my bad mood in the morning

That is gold, one of the funniest things I've read in some time

lol ty, i guess
glad it amuses some1

Had a friend of mine shouting "NEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN" (No) right after he fell asleep (in a 6 person barack) when we were in Taizé 2 years ago. In the same night he woke me up again babbling, I only caught "Nicht A, B!"

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In the same night he woke me up again babbling, I only caught "Nicht A, B!"

Does he watch "Wer wird Millionär?"

Mrs B always wakes me up by talking when I'm asleep...she usually says stuff like: "Get up you lazy fat b*st*rd"!!

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Mrs B always wakes me up by talking when I'm asleep...she usually says stuff like: "Get up you lazy fat b*st*rd"!!

Is that before or after the alarm went off?