A Blondes Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!


March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!


June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???


October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!


December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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Quote from nikimere :

A Blondes Year in Review

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

Blondes would never work at a M & M factory... too easy to get fired for throwing out all the W. Not that I'd know from personal experience.

~*~*~*~tinyk~*~*~*~

Quote from tinyk :

Blondes would never work at a M & M factory... too easy to get fired for throwing out all the W. Not that I'd know from personal experience.

~*~*~*~tinyk~*~*~*~

LOL

Blondes only ware pants to keep their ancles warm.

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