What the, that has to be fake, I understood why that happened when I was a small child playing with a sprinkler in my garden. Was she expecting to see a pot of gold at the end of it?
Fantastic defending, that guy should be used as the anti-delap player, just loan him out to all the teams before they play Stoke.
I admire anyone able to get fully angry over small things but only express the anger verbally, and the Scottish accent lends itself perfectly to that. If you compared that pizza guy shouting, to me shouting, well I don't shout it's too rude. (okay not admire, I find it funny)
Theres actually a longer version in which the guy gets back up......after a while to regain composure and bearings....and stands in the exact same position . As Mark Wahlberg would say "that takes balls"
I know what you mean about the southern Scottish accent leading it's self to rants...unfortunately I'm from the Highlands, and have a softer accent, which makes my angry rants sound......pathetic.