I never really was a rent boy for sailors, it was just another of my cheap repetitive forum gag vehicles. One of my more successful ones in its time, to be fair.
I dunno... I believed the rumours... All the gay sailor forums were going "OMG! IN TEH UK, THIS D00D KEVIN... HE'S FKN AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!"... ... Now to learn they were all lying. This leaves me crushed, I dunno how I'll go on.