Woohoo, I have a death cert "certifying my deadness" and it'll be published and I'll lose my entire inheritance if I don't send
[email protected] £100 by sunrise. I said I'd match him and make him a death cert. So now we're even
My main one going on at the moment is a guy trying to get me a loan application, I said I needed £10,000 for an 80's Beemer, and he said he can do it at 1% over 2 years. So that's fine, I filled out my application. I did it completely arseways, changed Marital status to read Martial status and put down black-belt, put my birthday down as the 32nd February 2001, put every money option in a different currency, etc. and he's just sent me the contract to sign. If I send it back now, I then have to send £160 to cover the bank transfer. Seems legit
I think I might send him my pagefile renamed instead. Seeing how thick this guy is already, he'll probably download it (~2GB). My alias is Jack Knoff, so if that didn't trigger something, he probably will. This could drag on for a while, I think he's copping on though, his last e-mail was in /CRUISECONTROL.
I must pick up a cheapy phone tomorrow for my baiting, no way am I using my personal number. He gave me a number to call should I need help (it's a UK landline, not even premium rate. Amateur :rolleyes
, I might just do that.
I'm thinking of donating to TSB alright, I love the work they do, really makes me laugh