What would your perfect 5 guest dinner party be (apolgies if this has been done to death before)

Sir Ranulph Fiennes - He has done almost everything there is to do, from the north to the south poles, he was funny on Top Gear and has so much more stories.

Alan Alda - Huge M*A*S*H fan, and very intelgant.

Eddie Izzard - Funny funny guy.

Gillian Anderson -

James Dean Bradfield - Huge Manics fan, with a good story to tell.


Special chef - Nick Niarn, using only the best Scottish Salmon.

^^ The 2 of them is all I'd want

im coming to your dinner party

Quote from niall09 :

^^ The 2 of them is all I'd want

this girl :P
http://forum.football365.com/i ... msg&goto=1037542&

just a bunch of war veterans really, just to listen to some really interesting stories about what happened when they were on the frontline

My friends...?

Three of the five people would be the LFS devs. The other two would most likely be pornstars or prostitutes. (They would only be prostitutes if the dinner party was in Amsterdam)

Eric Bailey. Just to see if he really exists or not. And if so, to have a chat about life and LFS.
Michael Schumacher (srsly. Substitute for sir Colin ). The greatest driver since the 90's.
Jan Peter Balkenende. I want to tell him about my ideas and political vision.
Hans Teeuwen. A famous Dutch comedian, and a very intelligent man.
Ashley Parmenter. My bestest evar internet mate.

The cook: Victor. He used to work in a bakery, if I recall correctly

edit: Thanks W4H for the wallpaper-sized pedobear

my friends and
this girl http://images.quickblogcast.co ... 118689-110779/Audrina.jpg

Quote from mutt107 :

my friends and
this girl http://images.quickblogcast.co ... 118689-110779/Audrina.jpg

She doesn't look as pretty without Photoshop.

Winston Churchill: Wit sharp enough to cut atoms.

Lewis Calamilton: Well a party just isn't a party if you don't have someone to make fun of, plus it would be a laugh to find out wether he really is a cock or not.

Groucho Marx: 'Cos he's funny

Noel Fielding: Why not?

Morrisey: For a laugh

Special Chef: The microwave

And a few others I cant think of off the top of my head.

Harjun: To let him overclock my PC
Lerts: To have a great laugh while pole shifting
Sam93: To see what happens if i take a playmobile roadsign
HRTBurnout: Because he is my klompke
My mommy

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Sir Ranulph Fiennes

I had the pleasure of hearing an after dinner speach by him, he's a switched on funny guy. I wouldn't invite him to my dinner party though, because...

Adolf Hitler - I meen, seriously, the most contraversial figure in history. I might have to beat him up a bit of course, lil' bit of pay back. Then i'd demoralise him by showing him documentary footage of how hated he is even in Germany, and then i'd show him what a bloody idiot he is who should have won like so many times that even a 5 year old could beat him at a strategy game. Then i'd make him play online risk against a 5 year old just to prove the point (it's on a computer, the kids gonna win)

Winston Churchill - Just to see what he does to Adolf Hitler. I may have to provide golf clubs. Who do you reckon would win in a punch up?

Arnold J Rimmer - The character not the actor, because he idolises Hitler, and he's a cock, and because 4 against 1 wouldnt be funny.

The Prime Minister of Israel [whoever that is] - So I can introduce him to Hitler and watch what happens.

Gandii - So I can show him what a mess the whole Pakistan / India thing became, talk about his countries nuclear arsenal, and basically show him how utterly wrong he was, plus I want to charge him for using the table salt.

Quote from scrabby :

hrtburnout: Because He Is My Klompke

<3

Andrew WK, a big stereo and lots of booze.

Quote from anbiddulph :

this girl :P
http://forum.football365.com/i ... msg&goto=1037542&

To be honest she looks like a typical slut. Seen many come and go, none of them are worth the effort.

One day you will realise there is more to a girl than her body.

Anyway, on topic.

Probbably my Dad, a couple of mates, and that'd do me nicely

edit : LOL @ SCRABBY XD

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

One day you will realise there is more to a girl than her body.

yea, that girl i posted is FREAKING HOT but shes nice too and if i could mete her i could know her better.

Quote from mutt107 :

yea, that girl i posted is FREAKING HOT but shes nice too and if i could mete her i could know her better.

You mean she's nice when she's being paid to give an 'interview' for a mag?

Back OT:

Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington, Russel Brand and Jonathon Ross - I like to keep dinner light-hearted

Quote from pb32000 :

You mean she's nice when she's being paid to give an 'interview' for a mag?

Back OT:

Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington, Russel Brand and Jonathon Ross - I like to keep dinner light-hearted

yea i think lol i don't really know. all i know is that i want her.

Shes on The Hills, she is the "sex" ,looks good without the photoshop and nowhere near as bitchy and sly as the others.

Quote from mutt107 :

yea, that girl i posted is FREAKING HOT but shes nice too and if i could mete her i could know her better.

How do you know she's nice? If she does stuff like that, what else do you think she would get up to?

Actually, just forget it.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

How do you know she's nice? If she does stuff like that, what else do you think she would get up to?

Actually, just forget it.

yea lets move on.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

How do you know she's nice? If she does stuff like that, what else do you think she would get up to?

Actually, just forget it.

Does stuff like what? Modelling? Not like shes in Playboy is it? To me thats a good thing she has the looks and body to do it and happens to be a nice girl, atleast shes making something of herself.

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :

Does stuff like what? Modelling? Not like shes in Playboy is it? To me thats a good thing she has the looks and body to do it and happens to be a nice girl, atleast shes making something of herself.

atleast someone agrees with me