The online racing simulator
Epic Win!!!
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Haha, fair enoughh.. charge your friends LMAAO then they will clear you out.
Right, i have a PSU for my machine on ebay, as that is bust by the looks of things, and i have sent the board and the new battery i bought to my mate matt, creator of the original jackpotforums, who said as long a i cover the postage he will re-track the board and fit the new battery for free, result!
Tonight,

Tonight should a most epic win of a situation, and gives potential for the most epic video footage of all time for us.

Me and my mate had a meeting with the manager of the cinema on sunday, who said that we are always welcome in there, were never barred, and if that security woman won't let us in again then we are to phone him straight away (he has given us the direct number to his office, plus his personal mobile number just in case) and he will meet us at the door, let us in, and have words with the woman for trying to turn us away.

All 4 of us, (me dom, and our girlfriends) will be videoing this, its gonna be cooolll!!
Lol, be like "owned bitch".
FAIL

We went on the wrong day, as the manager that we spoke with last weekend (there are 2 managers) os only there saturday and sunday evenings, so as soon as we got turned away and my mate got his phone out to ring the managers office, that security woman ran straight to the office, and bullshitted him before our phonecall was answered.

There is a vid, but as it was recorded on the sly, the footage isnt that good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjEYXhxi-M

Notice that my missus and my mates missus got in fine, despite her barring them for life last year as well.

We will be going back on a different night when the right manager is there, this isnt over, not yet!
Fail indeed...mongs.
Oh well, not too much of a problem really, as the doorstaff don't come on until 8pm, when it becomes a licensed bar area, so if we make sure we are in and out well before 8 then she won't even know we were even there!

She did the same thing before about 8 or 9 months back, told us we were barred, but when we heard she had left we started going back in there again with no problems at all from anybody, including the managers.

The doorstaff are swapped about to different premises every few months, so she should hopefully be moved somewhere else again fairly soon so we can have our friday evenings back in there again.
Old trick on an older machine, once it becomes too fast to hit it on the winline, just leave it and it will time out and land on it all on its own. It does take absolutely ages for it to do it though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... &feature=channel_page

Now for some newer machine rips.

These are getting re-chipped against this trick now so i can break silence on these few now as this vid has now been set to public as it was private up until recently.....

Deal or no deal, deal wheel, guaranteed megastreak if the machine hasn't had the upgrade and is unchipped, the only way to tell is to try it if you get the deal wheel feature, this also does not work on the new 70jp machines, only the 35s.

Pick the first box and no deal via the big button, then just let it time out and it will pick a win, plus add cash and boxes, just keep no dealing after each time out until you get all red boxes, then take the megastreak....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faN7PWOQ324

Now, red gaming, hi-lo silver, skill cash feature, or indiana jones raiders of the lost ark, reel revolver feature (same machine with different decals and feature names)

Hit the first one so the arrow is on the winline and then just leave it, sit back and wait, again it's a timeout trick in that it stops itself on the winline and takes it all the way to the jackpot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... &feature=channel_page
I was bored tonight and decided to go over the cinema for a laugh, fatty (the door womn who barred me and my mate) was there on the door, and i walked straight by her, went to the bar and had a drink, then went out again and had fag, then tried to go back in.....


MP3 is here!! http://www.snapdrive.net/files/531691/cinema.mp3


Audio is a little bit rough as my phone was in my pocket so here is exactly what was said, what i say is just normal writing, and what she said is in "quotes". Try to follow

jackpotty and youtube your gonna love this, cineworld asked for the video to be removed so my um response is to put another one on, i will, shit.

"daniel" .... "oy, whats your name?"

whats my name?

"daniel?"

david my name is,

"yeah your the one can you make your way outside your banned."

Can i just ask, whats the actual reason?

"yeah your friend"

I wanna know what we did to be barred.

"filming, so,"

What, so making a video is not legal then?

"it isnt in here yeah without our permission"

You were hardly gonna give us permission were ya, what?

"no, well we had no choice, you were with him (dom), we told you you were barred so.."

I just want to know what he was actually accused of though, i mean..

"fiddling the fruit machines and then bragging about it"

Fiddling?

"yeah"

have you seen his youtube?

"i think everbodys seen his youtube"

have you seen though, every single win, all legitimate wins, he doesnt cheat, he doesnt do **** all, honestly.

"he stands in here, and he were bragging that he were filming the machines, winning out of the machines, its at the managers discression, if there losing money, there gonna want him out, so because i was asking him to leave, he decided to blame me"

well you can see why he's a bit pissed off though cant ya?

"you can see why the managers pissed off, he's raiding our fruit machines every week, theres nothing i can do about it, at the end of the day they are here to make a profit, not a loss"

I mean, ive seen him lose 110 in that indy over there when it was on 35,

"the manager dont see that, the head office dont see that, all they see is all these wins from our fruit machines, and he got himself banned for it, he should have kept his mouth shut but no he didnt, he wanted to carry on, he wanted to brag about it and drag other managers in, who could of literally got sacked for what you did, its illegal on this site, you got to have permission, in writing."

Oh i know in there (meaning filming the cinema screens) you cant film ****in batman three or whatever obviously! How long am i barred for then, can i come in here and drink, or am i barred?

"you are...."



************** BATTERY DIED **********************

The next word she said was barred! ****er!
lolwut take this to court, they have no reason to ban you if your friend filmed. only reason they banned you is that you won and i think its not legal to just ban people for winning without any good reason
I went out on my own tonight to watch banger racing, and it was so close, if only i had known....

I found a bellfruit cops n robbers on £70 at mildenhall stadium tonight , there was a DOND crazy chair on £70 there as well but someone was on that, and i had two quid odd in change so i thought i would have a little go on cops n robbers with the 2 pound coins on 50p play, so 4 spins, i doubted it would do anything, and i was right, but.......

I walked away after my 4 presses in 10 seconds, and by the time i had got to the bar some lad walked up to it, quid in, and his very first press, he was up on the board, i dont know if he got it by features or what as i couldn't see that well from the bar, but by the time i had got the beers in at a bar with only 1 person in front of me, he had done very well indeed on that board and was just finishing off the last press of that initial quid as i walked out of the door, with 70 bloody quid in the bank.

And to add insult to injury, when i checked all the smaller change i had in my pocket, oh look, there was 55 pence, for gods sake!!!!
The B3 compilation, we havent been many places lately, so time for a 'best of' from the 500s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8j1AaYaY7I&fmt=18


And now for something completely different, that isn't machines.

Last time we had jackpottyforums meet up in london which was back in febraury, our friend goz, aka silent g, did a 4x chicken mayo burger eating challenge, which can be seen in the link below,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTh5U4waK9M&fmt=18

However, this time, we set a bigger challenge, a 6x cheeseburger challenge! here's how it went....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-YN6Wrd4u4&fmt=18

And also, bearing in mind he is 6 foot 9 tall, the london bus grabrail pull-up challenge, funny as fook!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1dbSQJegsU&fmt=18

It was a very fun filled day!!
My machine finally works!!! althugh not quite perfectly....
My mate sent the repaired circuit board back to me today, and after fitting it, i half heartedly switched the power on thinking it wasn't gonna do anything because i was sure that the power supply was also broken, but all the lights on the board came on, the speaker wen bing, bing, the reels spun and it initialised and came on just like it should, Yes!!!!!

So i stuck it into test mode (free play) as i havent got any pound coins here, and it plays as i hoped, apart from one error that it has, which i expect is something unplugged or plugged into the wrong place amongst the maze of wiring in the top part of the machine taht i havent dared to touch, but to be honest i could be staring straight the cause of the problem and wouldn't even realise as i don't know much about the inner workings of one of these.

Here is a little video of the machine in play, plus showing the roor it has got, and feel free to laugh at 2:00 when it malfunctions and i jump out of my skin lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN7LjAn09xk
We went around the pubs in soham today, machines in 2 of the pubs were practically empty and well hammered as we keyed them first, and the other 2 in 2 other pubs were sensibly full, so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh7KgAnBbVA&fmt=18


and


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgILNSMwQp0&fmt=18


We visited all the pubs in soham apart from one, but the pub we didnt go in, if you got a jackpot and managed to leave without getting your money robbed and your legs broken by some regulars who would take offence at you winning what they regard as 'their' money, then it would be a miracle!
lol, you seem to have fun with those machines
yeah, we love em, well, my mate in the videos more than me tho, im just the cameraman lol.

On the odd occasion i play i just go on the £5 jackpot machines, as although the wins are less, the potential losses are less as well, as i have seen him lose hundreds in the past as the the £70 jackpot machines can rob you of £100 within 15 minutes or less if they arent in the mood to give wins, and you can easy do £100+ on a B3 (£500 jackpot) in less than 5 minutes, but then on the rare occasions when that happens to him he seems to get stupidly lucky and wins it back again on another different machine.


A few more videos from todays outing...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWRSqBOqSlU&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-t6NeRUYtE&fmt=18

And to finish it off, a £500 jackpot machine......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QQA5O5cwyA&fmt=18

What a bloody disappointment lol.
Some more from this weekend....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXIgnkg_PKo&fmt=18


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UlyrblLbJE&fmt=18


Then onto the £500 jackpot machines...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIyCiVwtXqo&fmt=18


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibr4mJzD884&fmt=18

and the best video for last, note that the silver pot value resets back to £150.00 once it had been won and then increases by one penny per press, so as you can see in the video, only 8 presses later it did this!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gxbvsVtNRQ&fmt=18

Epic Win!!!
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