Oh wait, unless you ordered online of course, i hope you didn't order your first mac using a windows PC, as that must be some kind of defiance of the faith for a mac fanboy such as yourself wouldn't it?
I found stuff called Woll Smoth. Its pretty funny. The eyes and mouth are shrunk. Supposedly because of the shrunken mouth, you say things differently so you end up putting "o"s where vowels usually belong. So here we go:
To be honest I don't get it Maybe if I am drunk I'll laugh my guts out, but right now I am just sitting with a question-face when looking on those. Maybe I am getting too old
The first Mac - iBook G4: Phone order (yes, they still do those)
second one - iMac : Purchased at a local "Official Apple Reseller" (Fancy speak for "WE CAN SELL APPLE STUFF")
third one - Macbook Pro: Purchased online (using the iMac)
4th one - Macbook: Purchased at "Official Apple Reseller"
5th one - Alum Macbook (Now 13" Macbook Pro): Purchased at "Official Apple Reseller".
Never been in a proper Apple store, nor been near one, because the nearest one is... 2 hour ferry ride + 1 hour drive and I don't care about Apple that much to make that kind of effort to go to a retail space.