my theory is... you met her at a bar(she was a she right and you was a he right?), you tough he was awsome because you could say wow look at those boobs and she said yes omg, id love to get to those. then you got to a strip club, she bought a pribate dance. then u got depressed and knew she was gay, then you wanted her to be be(or is it bi in english?) and bought a hooker for a tricycle. but then it turned out you got to sit in a corner and she played with the hooker
but of course, thats just a theory so dont get offended