The unknown and un-guessable strength of fresh chillies.
Flaky coverage of BTCC on ITV4, as well as having to swap boxes over to get the damn channel in the first place.
3rd party programs your girlfriend uses, that want to open your router permanently to work, when other programs already manage the same thing without having to, just `cos her sister, that has all sorts of viruses and worms constantly uses that program and "all her mates do" (who are all equally virused up the arse).
Neighbours kids discovering that riding little plastic-wheeled sit-in cars down the big slope that is the entrance to your car park all hours of the day is fun. It isn`t. It`s burning a ****ing huge hole in my head, when I can`t close all windows and turn up music loud enough to cover the hours, and hours, and hours on end of screaming, and SCHHHHHHRHHHHRHRRHHRHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHHRRHRHHHRHRHRHHRHHR noise that those bloody things make. If only this was the US (since it`s my property, gun laws, etc........)
Colour differences between computers, even using standardised profiles on yer graphics programs.....
Lack of progress on a certain driving sim. (yes, I do do plenty other things which is why I`m not here more often, but it was very promising and could have been so much better by now with more input, or just accepting some people would happily offer the content for nothing more than a little credit somewhere).
The UK. I want my country back, then at least we can struggle ourselves without totally irrelevant, half blind, KGB sympathiser arseholes intervening in the process.
On the point above, what the **** do the BNP think they are doing putting up campaign adverts/posters in parts of Scotland..... Irrelevant, annoying and just showing how wrong the whole political situation is.
Indian League cricket coverage, taking preference over the British Touring Car coverage. Britain... India.... Technically, I`m in Britain, as much as I hate it, but in Scotland, I`m far more British than I am Indian. So do tell me again why I had to wait hours to see the finale of the rockingham round after indian cricket was shown...
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