So if you're bored, like me now, talk on Omegle with someone, only using direct quotes from a film of your choosing... IMDB helps to copy and paste

http://omegle.com/
http://www.imdb.com/

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Yo momma
Stranger: ty
Stranger: Yo momma too
You: Are you sure you have the right person?
You: What day is it? The date!
Stranger: no , but its time for you to be the right guy!
Stranger: 11\8\08 for me! but 10\8 was my b-day!
You: the women in your time, what are they like?
Stranger: they have big boobs
Stranger: and only 50% are retarded
You: Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?
Stranger: the dude who will born 80 years from now
Stranger: he will want smart and big breasted chicks
Stranger: and idk how that ratio will turn in time
You: Not yet. Not for about 40 years
Stranger: well we should make a time capsule
Stranger: with what we think will happen about the chicks in 40 years
Stranger: then in 40 years some other kids will take it out
Stranger: and read it...
Stranger: and then one guy will get a weird envelope
Stranger: and think the world is coming to an end
You: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Stranger: i just came back from running
You: He said there's a storm coming in.
Stranger: you should not believe him
Stranger: he lied to you before didnt he?
You: That's not what I meant. Was there someone special?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and i cant find one special
You: I came across time for you, Sarah
Stranger: time is relative
Stranger: if you could precive it as i do you would understand
You: I'm afraid that's not up to me.
Stranger: so who's up to that on that?
You: Did you see this war?
Stranger: i am looking right now
You: Most of the records were lost in the war
Stranger: because they done war crimes
Stranger: nobody want to be recorded for that
You: I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phonebook killer
You: The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to
Stranger: just tell
Stranger: im a good listener
You: There was a nuclear war. A few years from now
Stranger: there will be
You: all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it
Stranger: im working on my flux capacitor
Stranger: then im going to save the world
You: We were that close to going out forever
Stranger: its a good thing
Stranger: too many people in the world
Stranger: we should restart
You: Hey, shut up.
Stranger: why? :<
You: Some of us were kept alive... to work... loading bodies into dumpsters and incinerators
You: Look! You've heard enough! I have answered your questions
Stranger: i know too much
Stranger: i cant keep living like that
You: Look... I am not stupid
Stranger: ofcourse you are not, you traveled through time u cant be stupid
You: I'm Reese. Sergeant Tech-Com, DN38416
You: I don't know tech stuff.
Stranger: hey Reese
Stranger: you do know thats not how you type "Sergeant"
You: Like shit boss
Stranger: what?
You: Hey, man, you've got a serious attitude problem
Stranger: you are the one with the problems!
Stranger: you talk with me about time travel
Stranger: and dont even offer me to come with u for a ride!
You: Come with me if you want to live
Stranger: tell me where to come
You: In the ruins
Stranger: i will go there
Stranger: even if it takes me ages
Stranger: fare well
You: Where you going?
Stranger: turning off my laptop and heading to the ruins
You: Don't make me bust you up, man.
Stranger: why?
You: That son of a bitch took my pants.
Stranger: get a new pair
Stranger: in walmart!
You: I can't
You: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Stranger: okay i left them near my bed
Stranger: you can hop in point of dimension and get them
You: Uh-huh. Okay, now let's get back to...
You: You go naked
Stranger: i am already naked in my bed
Stranger: just the boxers on
You: First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your neck to your bare, gleaming breasts. And then slowly... slowly pull your jeans off inch by inch.
Stranger: but they are already off
You: Jesus. I'm Sorry
Stranger: i forgive you
You: Why?
Stranger: i am jesus, i forgive you
You: John Connor gave me a picture of you once
Stranger: nobody have a picture of me
You: It was very old - torn, faded

I love Omegle but its impossible to get a straight conversation out of anyone. Probrably because of the above.

this is not 4chan.

And you are neither a mod, nor seemingly a person with any sense of humour.

I have a good sense of humour and I didn't find it particularly funny. It was alright, there were a couple of bits that almost made me grin, but for the massive wad of text I had to plough through it just wasn't worth it.

I think it's one of those things that can be classified under "funnier if you were there at the time".

Quote from Highsider9 :

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I lol'ed!

Epic! :clapclap:

EDIT: I just did it to someone and for some reason got epic lulz!

you should have your first sentence as Live For Speed and see what happens XD

EDIT: first try of this


You: Live For Speed
Stranger: yeahhhh
Stranger: thats so good simulation game
You: you play it?
Stranger: yeah but I am not playing very long time
You: oh right, i have :P
You: demo?
Stranger: yes
You: i has S2
You:
Stranger:
You: tis a cool game

Stranger: sex?
Stranger: m/f
You: No thanks
Stranger: omg
Stranger: