I'm sorry for posting a new thread of this, but the other looked like turning into a fantastic limerick before it was locked and I spent so long thinking about it I couldn't bear to waste it

EDIT: Changed thread title to 'Limerick Thread' Let's see what people can come up with, LFS related or not

*ahem*


There once was a fellow called Gills
Who was hit by a hammer and killed
At St. Peter's Gate
He was deemed too effete
For his practice of deviant skills


aythankyou

Why did the old thread get locked? Did my awful post kill it?


:guilty:

St.John was a friend of Bob,
Who had a bloody great gob.
He chewed on some grizzle,
And let out a whistle
but he was a bit of a nob.

There once was a thread on the forum
And Bob tried so hard to ignore 'em
But the spam got so bad
It drove him quite mad
So he locked it as per the decorum

Beat that, losers

The once was a man from Japan
Whose poetry no one could scan
When told this was so
He said yes I know
but I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can

There was a young man from Brazil
who swallowed an atomic pill.
His legs expired,
his bum backfired
and his c*ck shot over the hill.

Wait, crap. I was supposed to do something with 5 lines and same ending at line 1,2,5 or somt, didn't read 1stpost

Something tells me this is not very TOS-appliant. so here's an edit.

Stab City

Quote from niall09 :

Stab City

Posting in an epic thread