Look at the spelling of gymkhana, MAGGOT, and you can CLEARLY see it's tongue-in-cheek.
Nor did I say I could do it. I KNOW I couldn't, but I might be able to, or I'd certainly give it a try if I had enough cash to buy the sort of facilities and equipment they have.
Maybe I should start a shoe company which sells badly made shoes to skateboarders and people with long hair... then I'd be able to build a WRC spec car and spend years and years learning how to drive it properly...
And Travis Pastrana, pfft, he's just someone who has no sense of fear. I ride bikes more then I drive, and I love him on a bike. Dude is a fruitloop, but the whole "rallying" thing just smacks of "Ohh, everyone's bored with me backflipping bikes, perhaps I should borrow old man Block's Scooby and jump over shit in it for publicity...".