5 Guys 1 ball 
I lold.
Love it, if only you'd posted a few hours earlier I would have been able to suggest it.
In the end we went with 'Hardly Athletic'. Not my pick of the crop, I liked Inter Yanan, Sporting Lesbian or someone else's suggestion of Lock, Stock and 5 Stupid Cocks, but hey ho.
Feel free to suggest some more if you come up with them.
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Think Up a Witty 5-aside Footie Team Name
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