Actually I planned on being several stages of drunkeness less than you on account of an over alert paranoia over self defence, plus driving next day and not being much of a drinker anyway, all the same I didn't want to be sober and I'm not leaving him alone in my home.
Especially as the only toys I have are my teddy bears!
:P I use it for in case of an accident, because once in my old car women crashed into me and she was blaming me and it took over a month just to sort out whose fault it was.