My life is full of "**** me sideways" moments. Yesterday (my day off), I returned from a day out and found crossing the ford at the end of my drive hairy as the water was flowing fast and a couple of feet deep. A bit of POWER and turning frantically stopped me swimming home. Today I set off for work and decided to stay at home.

Yesterday: A touch ropey.

Today: **** that.

Yesterday: A touch ropey.

Today: **** that.