A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him,
"You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies,
"Because I'm trying to examine you"
I do this often. Why do they automatically come to me? I guess I have helped many people get home. They are usually surprised at how much I am willing to put in their tank. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWyNWg7Q5ds