I hurl Zapp's corpse at KITT and it explodes in a hellish fireball

I don't have a GPS, muppet

I laugh in your face when you realise that there is nothing else to set fire to on my RV, but then I realise Zapp is on fire

neither of those, but senn is getting warm

it's not, it is from a film though

headcrabs dealt with using the Gravity Gun, I rip the computer out of KITT and scratch the hard drive

now not bothered about the lack of body, I use the gravity gun, pick up KITT and hurl it into outer space

I got one coming no one else post

edit - here we go...have fun

this thread seems to be going downhill fast, luckily my RV has uber-h4x0r3d itself back into the race, with a kevlar body shell found under a bush, and a gravity gun stolen from half life 2

there is a prime example of a road that needs a lower speed limit just outside Oxford - it's a single carriage way country road, with 2 single lane hump back bridges coming very soon after each other, the speed limit on that section of road is already 50mph but in reality it needs to be closer to 30, as there are 2 pubs by the bridges with people coming out of them, kids and children that sort of stuff. Yes the bridges have traffic lights on them but it only takes one numpty going way too fast round the blind bend leading to the first bridge to cause a major crash

I was hit by a car at the beginning of last year, not major but I went over the bonnet and ended up on the road

it's not something I want to experience again

if people bothered to do a bit of research instead of relying upon The Times, you'd find that the speed limit will only be cut to 50 on rural, single carriageway roads

*edit* oh, snap!

I then get 3 sex dolls of assorted sizes and genders, strap them together and place them on the Smart

I steal the last wheel leaving the Smart ForFun on bricks

unfortunately for brt, that does little to my RV seeing as he already cheated and is disqualified

with the RV now minus any form of bodyshell, the barbecue ruined and the deckchairs in tatters, me and Zapp hastily create a new bodyshell out of tree bark, corrugated iron and a shed. We rejoin some way behind the main pack, ramming into the wreckage of 5haz's motor and sending it off a cliff

shit

I stand back and watch the fireworks

stop it!!!!

the RV is now on the side of the road, missing its bodywork and very on fire

With the RV near the back of the pack, we decide now would be a good time to fire blindly into the distance, hopefully taking something out

in a magnificent driving manoevre (swerving into a tree), me Zapp and the RV (which does seem to be getting in the way rather a lot) dodge the tomahawk, which instead flies straight into Jon's time machine, also emerging back in the 1770s

sniping misses my fuel tank, instead flying straight into Haruna's left rear wheel

harpoon is now wedged in what little remains of the chipboard rear panel, and it is now dragging DieK's vehicle along ripping off most of the bodywork

having spent the last few hours painstakingly piecing the body of my RV back together, I take off to rejoin the rear of the pack, firing bullets wildly out of the machine guns into whatever, or whomever, may lay ahead of me

(can't be bothered to read the last 5 pages to see what else happened)

me and Zapp pull over into a layby to catch us 40 winks

see ya later