stereotype... Cant race, breach of etiquette but knows how to vote...what a muppet

Edit: watched a bit more...what a bunch of muppets!!

Last edited by VoiD, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:02.

:chairfall

:munching_

Quote from Deutschland2007 :

I´ve got a teammate who´d like that hat. But what would a HP monitor make better than my current one?

Cut off the cork and replace it with some jiggers..of course filled with vinegar, oil and fruit juice...

We have a nice feature in this forum...

Quote from Deutschland2007 :

I won´t try it with vinegar because I can´t stand the smell of it, and I haven´t got any olive-oil at home, but I´ll try it with fruit juice.

Olive-oil fast just my first thought, it´s the only oil I use for coocking...

You can use any sort of cooking oil The oil will glue the beasts and will "jam" their wings, thats all...

Last edited by VoiD, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:37.

Fill a glass or a cup with vinegar, olive-oil and fruit juice. Place it somewhere near your screen and enjoy the show... Works for all kind of flies, drosophila, thunderbugs, bees and wasps!

And ... you dont have to be clever ...it´s OK...

Last edited by VoiD, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 00:08.

Indeed, TVE wasted his money.. Next time he should splurge it for alcohol and women...probably both at the same time...

Quote from brandons48 :

... Anyway, helmets are the main issue...

I´m afraid not...for me it´s improved physics, updated/improved collision detection, improved sounds, weather effects, more track-environments and propably another kinky car...

Quote from brandons48 :

Do YOU think we need better quality helmets?

No

Quote from brandons48 :

If so what do you think can be done to them?

Pay for some highres-skins and enable them for download

I think you should try the search button with some clever input...

If you arent clever: read the Suggested improvements log [READ before making a new thread]

Last edited by VoiD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:38.

Quote from PLAYAPIMP :

...The anonymous uploader who compiled this huge torrent....

lol...

Quote from JeffR :

The Pirate Bay became known to sim racing players when First, now called iRacing, threatened every web site hosting the NR2005 mod for Nascar Racing Season 2003 (they also got Team Redline to remove all car logos from their GTP mod for NR2003), getting it removed. The Pirate Bay, out of the legal grasp of First/iRacing, became the primary site for the NR2005 mod (it's still there), which is how the pirate bay became known to the sim racing community.

Oh realy...? calm down! For me and the majority of its user its was just one(!) platform to download stuff. Homemade holliday-videos (of course in bad quality), nice pics of some ugly and perverted ex-girlfriends, or simply illegal c#acked software... ...personally I don´t care...

We have more and better sites with better index´s and previews...

Last edited by VoiD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:32.

Check the links in my sig...

Some basic racing-rules by B. Rose:
How to: Surviving T1 / How To: Defending

Of course this needs a bit fine-tuning... was just a rough guess.
Fastest possible lap still will be 1:32,6xx with this settings...I´m to lazy to calculate the splits/sectors...

AIRIO.srv.txt:

# Compare all split/sector times with WR, kick for too good - boolean
# If you use this check, turn it off for some time after major changes
# in WR table (cars added/updated/deleted).
CheckTime=true

# Maximum (percentage * 100) allowed time comparing to WR - integer
# 10000 = security kick on every sector/split time better than WR.
# These settings may prevent using speed hacks, if they appear.
AllowedSectrTime=9950
AllowedSplitTime=9950


Should work for XFG´s even when they get slipstream from a XRG on the straights... When they get "Kicked for security" you can ban them later

Its just plain text, not rocket science

here´s an example, taken from LR-server:

Last edited by VoiD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 07:27. Reason : added log that contains pitstops ;)

ABBA - I have a dream (shoot me)

Soggy Bottom Boys feat. Dan Ty ... a man of constant sorrow
Norman Blake - You are my sunshine
Gillian Welch, Alison Krauss & ... leave nobody but the baby ...one of the greatest movies/soundtracks btw...

already posted last year but this simply rocks: Barclay James Harvest - Hymn

some oldskool EBM (sort of): Cassandra Complex - Second Shot

Leftfield feat. John Lydon - Open up

Spiritualized - Medication

...good night

Last edited by VoiD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 00:59.

Here you go: http://www.sendspace.com/file/tvsff8 ... fastforward @ 11:40

And please dont tell me your cat walked on the keyboard, your dog laid on your pedals or your brother is an axe-murder..!

To fool the majority just add some stupid comments... allready did mine, hehe (don´t call me I liar)

Last edited by VoiD, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:36.

Quote from Velociround :

Live for Speed SHIFT Teaser

Great work and a great sense of humour!

..you should rename/reupload it, I bet most NFS-faggots couldnt see the difference...

Lets do some Goatseforce(d) comments....

Quote from arco :

I have a wrecker to report...

Thx for the replay.
He received a solid /999...!

make yourself the biggest fool

Quote from arco :

...Maybe someone could update first post with that link.

...done

Different classes/cars shouldnt be a problem. Fastest lap is fastest lap, period...

Could be some glitch between AIRIO und LFSW..? we are talking about 4/100.. Maybe some lag was involved..? Well I dunno

Sven Väth - Robot (Hardfloor rmx)

Mory Kante - Yeke Yeke (Hardfloor rmx))

PAPS - 2000 Hands (Son Kite rmx)

Liquid Soul - The Source (Gaudium rmx)

Invisible Reality - Simplicity

Last edited by VoiD, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 15:17.

Quote from Stefani24 :

Thats one of the strangest yet funniest combinations Ive ever seen

I know...I´m a music prostitute

G:\Musik\OldSkool\Bananarama\Megamixes\Bananarama - Megamix II (Alan Coulthard).mp3

Bananarama - Love Truth & ... xtended Balearacidic Mix) :headbang:

Alanis Morissette - That particular time

Last edited by VoiD, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 02:22.

Alexandra - Mein Freund der Baum

Marilyn Manson- Personal Jesus

Sad bad true, here´s another one.

Please take a look at the white XFG (blank numberplate)