If your using pedals you should be able to channel how much throttle is used, unless you calibrated wrong..

Few jokes i can remeber on the spot


A bin man is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn’t been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can’t see it so he knocks on the door. There’s no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a little Japanese man answers the door......

‘Harro’

‘Alright mate, where’s your bin?’

‘I bin in the toilet’

‘No mate, where’s your wheelie bin?’

‘OK, I wheelie bin havin’ a wank

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a chinese dude goes for an interview and gets the job hes told he is in the warehouse incharge of suplies so he goes to warehouse

a month or so later he hasnt picked up his wages more time passes and the boss goes to the warehouse to see whats going on he goes in its all silent and then sudenly out of a box jumps the china man shouting


!!!!supplies!!!!!
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David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down out of control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good. With his foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground. His head continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or even slow down.

Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager came along and unplugged it.

They are making 10 buggati veyron each different colour, and David Beckham is getting one for free so i heard.

But Analyze speed is to compare your driving with anothers it would have to be mpr surely?

Ok, i know there is MPR and SPR if i am correct MPR is multiplayer replays and SPR single, if thats the case how come when i press 2 online to save replay it classes it as a SPR, is 2 the wrong button to press, also pressing 2 saves all the footage from when you started in that server is there a way to turn the replay on/off before you do/try something, also Analyze for speed requires replays to be RAF files... you can probably tell this really confuses me, can some one with a bit of experience give a quick tut on replays..... CHEEEEEEEEERS!

whitey

What is this, is it better on or off?

Id have to say grand theft auto, without it id never have got the courage to shoot people in broad daylight and steal cars

I got 5.11 and mines working fine..

Just wondering if i can change my username (without buying another account) as whitey6272 is boring and i didn't realise i would have to use it as much as i do (desktop, forums etc)


*EDIT*
take this as a no

Last edited by whitey6272, Wed, 8 Feb 2006 19:33.

Quote from deggis :

Huh? http://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/

Ah ok i need to buy the full version.. mmmnah

How do i get start in the object dock?

The cam belt snappedillepall

You should have got a VTS mate, much quicker hehe

Ha, i had it really low and my dog was still going mental, them my mum shouts "turn that down its horrible".... "sounds bloody amazing mum! come and have a listen!"

Quote from TaiFong :

I believe that was the whine of the straight-cut gears.

You would be correct was meant to have a , before he he lol

shhhh

Quote from Blackout :

I think they are cars wich look old and slow but arent that slow at all..to be honest I thought this thread was about homeless people before I saw that picture of that engine in the first post

Hehe

air to fuel ratio 99.9%/1% hehe FAN bursting ear drum TASTIC

fg

How this thread has become 3 pages long is beyond me...illepall

calm down...illepall

My saxo VTS A.k.a pocket rocket..

Spec:
+− General
Production: 01 Feb 1997 until 01 Dec 1999
Length: 3737 mm
Width: 1620 mm
Height: 1360 mm
Weight: 935 kg
Fuel Delivery: Multi point fuel injection
Transmission: Manual
Gears: 5 Speed

+− Performance
Engine Size: 1587 cc
Cylinders: 4
0-60 mph: 7.5 s
Power Output: 120 bhp
Valves: 16
Torque: 107 lb/ft
Top Speed: 127 mph (had 140 )

+− Practicality
Braked Towing Weight: 700 Kg
Wheelbase: 2385 mm
Luggage Capacity: 280 litres
TurningCircle: 10 m
Fuel Capacity: 45 litres

+− Costs
MPG: 34
Insurance Group: 14
Euro Emissions Standard: 2
CO2 Emissions: 194 g/km

(copied from parkers )


the green one is dead.. but the blue 1 is still going, although it not running because im replacing all 16 bent valves .. when they friggin get here...

Last edited by whitey6272, Sun, 5 Feb 2006 16:31.

Bag o` shite

Get one in red so you look a true postman

I took 2 screenshots 1 with AA and AF as defualt and 1 with 6x AA and 16xAF

Il leave you guys to figure which is which

O yea, how do you get your hot lap times on to lfs world?