I'm taking it seriously too: I want to shock and offend more people than anyone else and blame it on alchohol. Wake up without having a clue where I am with my own vommit for a pillow, and have spent too much money on drinking to get home again.
No wait scratch the last part, I want you all to buy me drinks so that I don't have too, and I want the biggest hangover (well I am a competetive person afterall).