You're forgetting the spiritual factor. The Virgin Mary has great significance to the Christian populus. Incidentally, many of those within that population are obtuse enough to purchase half of a grilled cheese sandwich for $28K. Your pig-shaped bacon isn't spiritual. I'd have eaten it.
Since the thread appears to have some sort of sarcastic question, and so far I don't think anyone has given a literal answer (I love giving literal answers to sarcastic questions), I guess I shall do it myself.