I don't know what my mule would do when on it's birthday it would do a screaming beer aftershock. I think something with it's electric highest hat pot.
I bet you don't has (yes, has) the vaguest idea what I am a screaming hemophiliapatient.
I don't think that turned out quite right... I'm not very good with dutch, you see.
What I meant was "Ik hoop uw ezel niet helemaal implode door aubergines zal wanneer u beslist een pastei te plaatsen die met schuim en uitwerpsel in de vriend van het gezicht van uw neef wordt gevuld. Vrolijke Pasen!"
I have been putting in real sentences, (yes, translator, I wish I could speak more languages ,) ones that make sense, but I admit that they are complete jibberish!
Sorry, I'll stop now! It was just a jest at how many dutch posts there were in this English thread, and a jest at myself for not knowing how to speak dutch...I really wish I could, or, as a Dutch person might (but hopefully would not) say, "Ik wens dit ik een grote brandbrigade voor ontbijt kon eten, keek het veronderstellen van een penguin neer op me van een licht vliegtuig."
I'm not very good with dutch, you see. 
,) ones that make sense, but I admit that they are complete jibberish! 
