Some other Onion classics

Handy tips for oval driving from Nascar coach
http://www.theonion.com/conten ... car_coach_reveals_winning

World of world of warcraft
http://www.theonion.com/conten ... t_sequel_lets_gamers_play

Classified bill
http://www.theonion.com/conten ... osed_classified_bill_will

Kill World of Onioncraft and free its slaves!

What a bunch of dogs.

The Onion just has too many classics to list them all, I can easily misslay an entire afternoon on their site.

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What a bunch of dogs.

The Onion just has too many classics to list them all, I can easily misslay an entire afternoon on their site.

lol I know what you mean