Passed the driving test so will definitely be there
Might be slightly late though since the band has a competition audition in Bedford the same morning. Should have plenty of time to get there but obviously traffic-dependant.
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Ted: I would go for the 7. Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that? Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses] Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted: That - good point. Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted: Why? Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ****in' fired!
Right. Thats it. Step me up to the deffo coming category. I'll just have to be responsible on saturday night. Which is really going to be a struggle. I mean, really a struggle. I am going out with two sets of guys who make heavy drinking look like something Nuns do to make gentile converstation.
And I just want to show of my new car. In fact thats the only reason I want to come if I'm honest. That, and s****** at Becky's roots.
Edit - What a bizarre auto edit. I certainly wasn't refering to anyone of a coloured ethnic origin. I was actually trying to spell a proper word. Political correctness gone nuts.
Gills4life, if nobody's about to give you a lift, why not get on the train? There's a route from Gillingham to Eastleigh, 2 changes, £34.50 return. Could leave at half nine and arrive twenty past twelve. Or an hour earlier if you are that keen, as I'm planning to be at the pub by then. Plenty of time options for the return leg too.
I cannot take the train I'm afraid. For personal reasons. I cannot give you details why on here, but it involves the police and my protection. That's all I am going to say about it. So, once again, if anyone can find it in their heart to give me a lift to this wonderful event, I will be extremely grateful.
What? I am not on the run from the police, they are trying to keep me protected and advise me not to travel alone on public transport. So once again, can someone please give me a lift to this?
So you want to stay safe by not riding public transport alone, but you're wanting a lift in a relative stranger's car? I think you might want to check some statistics here