America: policing the world when we don't know our own cops faces!
Cop: So your with me today, lets go.
Kid: Alright, you lead, I follow.
Cop: Where is your badge, ticket book, and gun?
Kid: Ummm uhhhh...
Cop:
Give me a break, this is so stupid you couldn't make it up if you tried! America, land of the semi-free and home of the 14 year old, unarmed police officers. What a joke.