I'd just like to say that anyone who though that cat picture was in any way sexual... You've been watching far too much Frankie Boyle. I would post a video link of Frankie's sketch about animals but I'd probably get an infraction for doing so.
Having a pet is just basically saying 'I have tried to find love within my own species...'
I don't know how long I could be a vet before I got bored and started shagging stuff...I'd shag an owl, because whatever position you took it from, you could always get eye contact.
Hey, you don't look that bad...in fact, you're very, very hansome! Even the weird Mika Hakkinen guy in the picture you attatched seems to think that way, see the way he's looking at you?