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The Mystery of Ireland's Worst Driver
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The Mystery of Ireland's Worst Driver
Lolololol!! :d
hahhahah
#4 - J@tko
I saw that and was going to post it, but couldn't be bothered

Epic lolz.


How stupid can you get?
#6 - AMB
Irish what do you expect
Must be dougie-lampkin.. :o
Haha! Something like that is pretty embarrassing.........
Helmut and Kurt were young, fair-haired, vigorous, incredibly well equipped, and much better than us at virtually everything. We saw very little of them during the early part of the evening because they were very busy preparing their meal. This involved constructing some kind of brick oven outside, and then doing a lot of coming and going with bowls of boiling water, stopwatches, penknives and dismembered bits of the local wildlife. Eventually they sat and ate their feast in front of us with grim efficiency and an insulting refusal to make any disparaging glances at all in the direction of our tinned pear halves.
Then they said they were going to bed for the night, only they weren't going to sleep in the but because they had a tent with them, which was much better. It was a German tent. They nodded us a curt good night and left.
In bed that night, after I had lain awake for a while worrying about Murara and Serundori's casual propensity for shooting people, I turned to worrying instead about Helmut and Kurt. If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn't actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Irishman who actually was stupid, a mother-in-law who actually was fat, or an American businessman who actually did have a middle initial and smoke a cigar. You feel as if you are unwillingly performing in a music-hall sketch and wishing you could rewrite the script. If Helmut and Kurt had been Brazilian or Chinese or Latvian or anything else at all, they could then have behaved in exactly the same way and it would have been surprising and intriguing and, more to the point from my perspective, much easier to write about.
lol :ices_rofl

That guy is a genius
Just imagine a road side control:

"Mr Prawo Jazdy, you know that your left taillight isn't working?"

The Mystery of Ireland's Worst Driver
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